Frequently Axed Questions

1. Do girls poop?

I don’t know.

2. What is the gross national product of Zimbabwe?

I’m not sure. Boogers?

3. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if such a being was so inclined as to engage in that endeavor?

Let’s find out: a one, a ta hoo, three (crunch!). Three!

4. Why can’t Asians drive right?

Because they don’t take drivers ed courses because they’re too busy trying to convince people that they’re hungry for Hotpockets.

5.  Who are you?

You can call me ‘The Hurt’.