Two Revolutionary Ideas:

  1. Instead of the shot-put, the Olympics should introduce the cat-put, and;
  2. Instead of women needing to have less fat, perhaps they just need more nipples.

Stellar!

2 Responses to “Two Revolutionary Ideas:”

  1. phelps says:

    I think they need to have built in sandwich toasters.

    And BJs should be an Olympic sport, because if you can do a good one, you deserve a medal. (Yes, I ripped off Lewis Black.)

  2. Dan S says:

    I don’t know about more nipples,I’m an ass man myself.But for sure if their fat,they shouldn’t wear Spandex.YIKES!

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