If I could teach myself to pee blue, the toilet would always look like it had just been cleaned.

6 Responses to “Thought”

  1. Dan Stowell says:

    Drink Windex dude.Or melt some blue crayons on the heater and drink them.

  2. Phelps says:

    Methylene Blue. Really.

  3. mexi says:

    Ixnay on that last one. Asparagus doesn’t turn my pee blue. It just makes it smell like the mummy took a pee after eating a half decomposed armadillo found on the road in west texas. . .

  4. R says:

    Those west texas rednecks need to get their shit together if they let a perfectly good roadkill armadillo get snatched up by a mummy.

  5. Phelps says:

    I’ve been thinking of bodymods like this. I’m thinking maybe a lotion dispenser in my hand. Because, you know, my nose gets dry.

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