In St. Petersburg Flordida, the girl with a record breaking case of the hiccup is missing.  She has hiccups for like months at a time and she’s apparently run away from home.  How will they ever find her? Ok, everybody shush for a minute. . .

 (stifled) hiccup!

So yesterday I was doing a vodka lemon shot with some people I had just met. It was this nice looking drunken chick who was hanging out with this really fat dude. They were nice enough people but since me and the other dude didn’t know how to do a vodka lemon shot, we waited for the chick to give us instructions.

We each had a shot glass of vodka, a lemon slice, and a packet of sugar. The girl showed us by tearing the packet of sugar, licking her hand, and sprinkling a small amount of sugar onto the wet spot on her hand (the saliva keeps the sugar from sliding off). I watched and then did the same. Then the really fat dude licked his hand and proceeded to pour the entire contents of the sugar packet onto his hand, so much that sugar ended up cascading off his hand and onto the ground. “DAMN motherfucker” says I, “It ain’t a Ho-Ho!”

7 Responses to “News”

  1. Dan Stowell says:

    Would you expect any different from a big fat dude?

  2. mexigogue says:

    I don’t normally use the MF word to people I’ve just met but since he was fat I predicted he would be jolly, and he was. 🙂

  3. I would have kicked your a$$ for calling me a Ho ho……

  4. Phelps says:

    I’m pretty sure that if you did that shot, that makes you a gay homosexual.

  5. faye says:

    one of my faves…

  6. R says:

    What’s a gay homosexual? Is that a really happy homo or what?

  7. L says:

    oh! the name of the shot is “lemon drop”… and the instructions she gave you were wrong! you are supposed to pull her shirt down and lick her boob… then pour the sugar on her nipple and put the lemon wedge in her mouth facing out. you then suck the sugar off the nipple, throw the contents of the shot glass down the back of your throat, then bite from the lemon wedge between her lips. or maybe thats just how we do it on the southside… not sure. come over and i’ll teach you.

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