Jenn

So I met Jenn which means I had to try to use social skills in real life.  God she’s beautiful and  I got the opportunity to drink beer in yet another spot.  It was great fun for me.  I was pleasantly surprised that she turned out not be a transvestite and I told her as much.  Albuqurque is an awesome place for nightlife which surprised me a lot.  I had always pictured it as this dusty Southwest town with Bugs Bunny holes all around it but that turned out not to be the case.  And to top it all off they had Shiner Beer.

Unfortunately I forgot to take my camera with me when I met Jenn but I don’t think she likes having her picture taken anyway because that’s what she told me.  I don’t like having pictures taken of myself either because all the cameras are stupid and they make me look all funny and out of shape.  Mirrors get me wrong too.  In real life I’m handsome and dapper but nothing can actually convey that correctly.  Technology is just dumb.

I’m going to be away from teh internet for large patches of time.  If you leave your name and number at the beep I’ll be sure to get back with you.  Beep!

5 Responses to “Jenn”

  1. Phelps says:

    Told you you were over-reacting to the big shoulders.

  2. Cosmic Siren says:

    My son says that Photoshop has “true life” enhancements and you should try that for the photos. Don’t know about the mirrors, though. I didn’t think they showed you at all.

  3. Mexigogue says:

    It was really great. Afterwards we were riding around in her car and she hit this button and her top came off. I was all like shweeeet!

    By that I meant she had a convertible dummies. Sheesh, what are you guys thinking??

  4. Jenn says:

    You forgot to tell them I introduced you to a beer you hadn’t tried! Thanks for the compliment, but I really was a guy at once. Had you fooled, eh? I’m just sorry we didn’t have more time to hang out so that I could have showed you how I really do it night life style! There is always next time. I might drop my top then, too if the weather is nice. 😉 I had a good time and I’m glad you came out and made it home safe. Phelps, I had shoulder augmentation. Don’t be jealous.

  5. L says:

    arrrg, i keep coming here and hoping…

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