teh Government

The government is gay.  I can say this and get away with it because Truth is an absolute defense to a charge of libel.  Do you hear the government denying its gayness? Huh? Have you ever seen it in the company of chicks except as a ruse in order to make it appear straight?

The government should be handled in the manner in which we properly use on the homeless:  STARVE IT!!!

*This has been a private service announcement. 

One Response to “teh Government”

  1. Phelps says:

    You know, you could have called this “My Thoughts on Anus” and you would have had an appropriate title AND agreed with me.

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