Funny Hustle

You know what’s funny? Going to a pool hall you’ve never been to and where no one knows you and just slamming every ball as hard as you can every game. I don’t know where the hustle works itself in but I think it would be funny as hell.

As an aside I was playing some dude in pool last night. He was one of these types who feels compelled to analyze every one of your shots right after you shoot them. Finally he asked “You don’t mind the banter do you?” I said “Actually I’m the kind of person who prefers to shoot without talking about the shots.” He said “Ok I’ll shut up.”

A couple minutes later I’m lining up for a particularly difficult shot and he says “If you ask me-” and I immediately said “But I DIDN’T.”

Jackass. I beat him like three straight after that.

4 Responses to “Funny Hustle”

  1. R says:

    Dude you’re such an asshole.

  2. Mexigogue says:

    Your reading comprehension is suspect. I am the hero of that story, the other guy was the bad guy.

  3. HMt says:

    HERO YOU ARE! just like Nic Cage, in Ghost Rider

  4. Mexigogue says:

    I have waited for YEARS to see Nic Cage’s face burst into flames!!!