I Must Remember to Use this One

Cough! cough! I’m sorry, I can’t come to work today. I have foreign accent syndrome.

(hang up):  Sweet!

10 Responses to “I Must Remember to Use this One”

  1. Nice Rack says:

    Are you really sick, or are you faking it to see if we are actually concerned about your health?

  2. mexi says:

    I’m not literally sick, just figuratively. Nice to see you here by the way!

  3. “fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 % fo the plepoe can.”

  4. mexi says:

    I can read that very quickly. Where did the get that stat? Any more description on the ability?

  5. Nice Rack says:

    I can read that too, and I’ve just been really busy Mexi so I haven’t been able to do anything more than scan what you write.

  6. mexi says:

    No problem I’m not much for writing lately anyway.

  7. L says:

    The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
    Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a
    wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be
    in the rghit pclae.

    The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a
    pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
    istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

    the 55% is wrong- that was from an email posting where you post whether or not you can read it at the top. only 55% of those people could read it. (most of them work for the state, so that would account for it) most non fucktarded people who can read english can read it.
    of course this is only true if you KNOW HOW TO READ and dislexia affects it also.

  8. L says:

    crap- that pasted the whole thing… oops my bad disregard all but the last half.

  9. L says:

    ps my mom says i have foreign accent syndrom because i want to be mexican.

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