Cancer Research Initiative

I have decided to dedicate the next few months to private cancer research. Anyone who would like to help is encouraged to send me some money to assist in my endeavors as I think this could be some very useful work. Because once I learn how to give people cancer there will be no stopping me!

Don’t take this to mean that I think cancer is funny. It most assuredly think it is NOT. My grandmother died of stomach cancer when I was about 10. There is nothing amusing about seeing someone who has cancer (unless that person wearing an electric flashing tie or the old Steve Martin arrow through the head gag). As my mother once said, you should never NEVER laugh at somebody’s misfortune or morbid illness unless you are absolutely SURE they can’t hear you. Or at least that they’re too debilitated to beat you up.

Ahhh. I don’t know why I find it funny to be offensive, which is not to say vulgar. I don’t think it’s terribly clever or funny to shout “penis” is a croweded church. But other than vulgar I just like pushing people’s buttons.

Speaking of which, I wonder what’s been up with my good buddy polio.

10 Responses to “Cancer Research Initiative”

  1. Phelps says:

    Heh heh mm heh heh Penis! Amen! heh mm heh heh mm

  2. mexi says:

    And there is nothing REMOTELY phallic about a bishop carrying a staff.

  3. You also made Baby Jesus Cry

  4. mexi says:

    Oh man. I was so dehydrated my kidney bean started hurting. I had to drink water!

  5. David says:

    I love the blog that you have. I was wondering if you would link my blog to yours and in return I would do the same for your blog. If you want to, my site name is American Legends and the URL is:

    http://www.americanlegends.blogspot.com

    If you want to do this just go to my blog and in one of the comments just write your blog name and the URL and I will add it to my site.

    Thanks,
    David

  6. Jenn says:

    Making Baby Jesus cry… who DOES that!

  7. “The cattle are lowing, the Baby awakes,
    But little Lord Jesus, no crying He makes…”

  8. Phelps says:

    Hey David, no one does link exchanges anymore, nub. Welcome to the 21st century.

  9. Jenn says:

    Bwahahah! Phelps called someone a nub.

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