My Social Security Plan

Old people:  grind them up into dog food.

Any questions?

7 Responses to “My Social Security Plan”

  1. Phelps says:

    No, no, grind up illegal immigrants into dog food and feed that to old people.

  2. mexi says:

    Mix some eggs into it and we’ll have old people with nice shiny coats.

  3. Phelps says:

    One of our attorneys ended up in the hospital. He has a Ceasars salad. Raw eggs bitch! Montezuma gets his revenge again!

    (Which is really funny because the guy was born in Mexico and came to America at 10.)

  4. Mexigogue says:

    Beware teh Mexicans.

  5. Many Social Security beneficiaries EAT dog food. That’s why they are so bitchy.

  6. R says:

    You’re on the right track, and I have a plan that will totally by synergistic and seamless with yours which will not only solve the social security problem, but reduce pollution as well:

    Feed old people to the homeless; ride the homeless to work.

  7. Old People…Everyone over 30 is going to have to eat nothing but Soylent Green.

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