I don’t know why I didn’t think of this before. I’m using my vacation to become the greatest song writer ever! It’s can’t miss, check it out!

17 Responses to “Talent”

  1. Phelps says:

    Bah. Now the guy who put together the “Oh No a Negro” remix — THAT guy has talent. I’ve listened to that about nine thousand and six times. And this is nine thousand and seven. I should hit ten thousand by the end of the day.

  2. Phelps says:

    Hmm. iTunes says it is only 93 spins. Maybe I overestimated.

  3. mexi says:

    That one is beyond complex. I especially like the “Dixie” melody plinking in the background.

  4. I’m glad that you have found a way to use your “sick” days. PLEASE don’t quit your day job.

  5. mexi says:

    I overhyped it and the punchline was that it was intentionally bad. For you to insult it only shows that you didn’t get it. Then to put your insult in the form of a cliche now makes it the nadir of not-getting-it-ness.

  6. mexi says:

    See Quasar? THAT’S a proper insult! UNLV gets it!

  7. R says:

    Your voice is gay. I thought you’d have a deeper sexier Antonio-Banderasy voice.

  8. Phelps says:

    You should pee on a 14 year old cousin on tape. It worked for R Kelly!

  9. mexi says:

    Your voice is gay. I thought you’d have a deeper sexier Antonio-Banderasy voice.

    And the fact that you think Antonio Bandaras is sexy is somehow NOT gay?

  10. “Men who mean just what they say…”
    —Barry Sadler

  11. As long as “R” is the pitcher and not the catcher then he isn’t gay, right? Isn’t that how some homos justify their gayness

  12. R says:

    Your voice sounds like that of a gay man – I never meant to use the term “gay” in a negative way. If you took it as such, that’s your own problem, fag.

  13. mexi says:

    You sure are a sensitive metrosexual.

  14. Phelps says:

    Look at R, the only straight Ultimate fanatic in the world.

  15. L says:

    After I saw Antonio Banderas and Brad Pitt almost kiss- I wanted to be a gay man.

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