More Notes

I was at our office’s annual meeting a couple weeks ago when I was looking for a breakout session to attend. I followed Kelley into one and I found out I had accidently gotten into a training about women in the Latino community. Once the door shut behind me it was too late to escape so I sat there with pen in hand and decided to learn about the Latino world.

The two women presenting were big Mexican women. They were so big, in fact, that I couldn’t pay attention to the presentation as I kept expecting them to start making tortillas. They did not, however, and pretty soon I started listening to what they had to say. They were talking about how Latino men are all possessive and domineering and about how they often don’t allow their women to work outside the home. They also said that the men often threaten their illegal immigrant girlfriends with calling immigration on them. I thought that was rather clever.

I would have taken some notes but I was too busy writing down their contact information so I could get ahold of their boyfriends and say waddup with letting your women out?

The rest of the meeting was uneventful. Here are my notes.  I’m glad I know all about Mexicans now.

22 Responses to “More Notes”

  1. Pentagod says:

    Your Pavlovian reference on the note is outstanding.

    Ivan would be proud.

  2. Nice Rack says:

    You are the weirdest person I know.

  3. Except for the green card part, this sounds like plain old redneck women to me.

    How come nobody wants into Mexico?

  4. mexi says:

    A lot of American retirees want into Mexico. Your SS $$$ goes a long way there compared to here.

  5. Nice Rack says:

    My family has a vacation home there, and the area where the purchased there house is now selling property starting at no less than $300,000. They have private condos building up, with attached boat houses, or you can build to suit your needs. The area when I first when down 10 years ago was no where near as developed as it is now. There are million dollar vacation houses being built, and a lot of people from the Western states are purchasing and retiring down there. Plus, who doesn’t like to barter for your goods? $10 please, nope I will only pay $5.00. Ok, sold.

  6. mexi says:

    I’m going to move down there and sell chicklets to the gullible gringos!

  7. If Mexico is such a nice place, how come 30,000,000 of its citizens are here illegally?

  8. mexi says:

    No matter how much you bash Mexico and Mexicans it doesn’t raise your status one bit. You’re still a (formerly) homeless paranoid sociopath.

  9. mexi says:

    And drunken anti-Semite!

  10. Nice Rack says:

    The job opportunities here are greater. It’s a nice place to retire, beautiful warm weather during the winter months, which is what people want for their retirement spot. Plus, the area I was in is ocean view right on the Gulf of California. But the major source of income in that area right now is the construction that is taking place. Other than that, it’s selling goods to tourists or restaurants.

  11. Hey! You pissed me off, dude! My self esteem is not in question: IMUTABLE to YOU, dude!

    “American” that you are; how about those 30,000,000 illegal immigrants?


    Hey, I’ve got an idea: Why don’t you tear your ass back down there and see what kind of job you end up with?

    “Can you handle a short-handled hoe just as good as you can a pool stick?”

  12. Mexigogue says:

    This post isn’t about immigration. We’ve already gone over that one. This one is about big Mexican women, stereotyping of Hispanic males, and the “Yo quiero taco bell” behavioral change theory. Do try to keep up.

  13. Mexigogue says:

    A co-worker just reminded me that one of the presenters brought a baby with her. I remember being afraid that she was going to breast feed it during the presentation and that nothing but string cheese would come out.

  14. Nice Rack says:

    Wow, that guy is one angry, misguided weirdo Mexi. I lied the other day, he’s the weirdest person, not you.

  15. Mexi: Do you have a lactation room where you work?

    Nice Rack: Yes I do get angry sometimes. However, I wonder where you get “misguided weirdo” from.

  16. Phelps says:

    I kind of agree with CQ, in that I think we should invade Mexico. But only kinda because my reason is that it is a fun and time honored Texas tradition.

  17. mexi says:

    Matt Damon invaded Mexico in “All the Pretty Horses” (which I watched only because the story began in my birthtown of San Angelo). It’s not quite as fun as it sounds and Blevins ended up getting shot on account of he stole back his own horse.

  18. Nice Rack says:

    CQ, just a comment based on your very often argumentative statements that occasionally seem to come from out of left field. I actually have no idea whether or not you are a weirdo, but you do tend to go off on tangents that I actually find quite humorous.

  19. I am glad to entertain the ladies.

  20. Nice Rack says:

    Well, I enjoy being entertained, so keep up the good work. Feel free to spout off anytime, lol.

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