The Mexigogue as a Front?

1980:  You didn’t really draw that picture of Batman.  You might have traced it.  Who really drew it?

1988:  Your ASVAB scores were too good.  I hate to ask you this but did you cheat?

1994:  Nice editorial in the Lansing State Journal.  Who helped you with it?

2006:  “This sounds just like you submitting to your mental superior, Phelps” – Citizen Quasar

Hey Quasar, you really need to get the sand out of your vagina.  I judge all ideas on whether or not they make sense, NOT on the person stating the ideas.  In rationality there is no room for personality cults.  If a statement makes sense I’m going to accept it, I don’t care if it comes from Hitler or even from Hillary Clinton (haha, on that second one).  Similarly I won’t accept an idea that does not make sense to me, no matter who that idea comes from. 

Two, you say that you don’t need people to agree with you about your conspiracy theories.  Then you proceed to get all bent out of shape when other people’s tin foil hat readings don’t jibe with yours.  What the fuck is that about? Speculation is just that.  We’re all allowed to have different viewpoints and it shouldn’t hurt any blog person’s ego if one of us thinks we didn’t land on the moon or if another one of us thinks that HIV does not cause AIDS. 

Freedom of speech implies freedom of thought.  So why do YOU get so defensive/insecure if we don’t fall in line with your thinking? My guess is that in addition to being paranoid and schizotypal (the GOOD personality disorders), you also have borderline personality disorder (the bad one).  And that’s why you don’t get along with like-minded people and you even get kicked off the list of other Randroids.  I suspect this type of thing is a recurring cycle with you.  Am I right?

Also, you claim that I’m using collectivist afraid-of-the-group mentality to get you into line.  First I must assume that since you seem to think that Phelps is the magical Jew pulling the strings behind the scenes that you think it’s really HIM trying to keep you in line.  Second I will ask why in the hell do you think anyone needs your approval and/or obedience?

Truth is an objective reality, it is not subject to a collective number of votes, therefore there is no need to gather sheep! I will tell you like I tell my daughter, use your mind and if something I say does not make sense to you then feel free to disregard it.  Your mind is your own so do with it as you will, even if you want to use it on conspiracy theories.  I, for one, will only spend just so much time on those as I need to save some of my tin foil for my baked potatoes.

p.s.  You live in Oklahoma. . .  ON PURPOSE!!! HAHA!

13 Responses to “The Mexigogue as a Front?”

  1. guy in the uNLV jacket says:

    I always knwe Phelps was a magical jew

  2. mexi says:

    They control everything. I know this because Louis Farrakhan told me so.

  3. guy in the UNLV Jacket says:

    Louis Farrakhan speaks the truth like that one time he said “that politicians cater to money and power” It must have taken him years to come up with that one. He did lose me on the whole Million Man Math thing though

  4. Citizen Quasar says:


    “I suspect this type of thing is a recurring cycle with you. Am I right?”

    Yep. I have a bad habit of turning on my computer and getting on the Internet after I leave the bar.

    The last couple of comments I posted were from my nemesis “Anti-Citizen Quasar” also known as drunken me. (Check the time stamps.)

    I regret having made these comments. However, my first lengthy comment I stand by with head held high.

  5. Mexigogue says:

    Aw man. We can still have the tinfoil hat fight right?

  6. Citizen Quasar says:

    Cast the first potato(e).

  7. Mexigogue says:

    Moses was visited by humanoid aliens who took him up to his spaceship. that’s why he glowed (radioactive) when he came back. They still abduct people from time to time. They anally probe because it’s funny to them. True or false?

  8. guy in the UNLV Jacket says:

    True dat

  9. Mexigogue says:

    DAmn. I just realized that my claim was just outlandish while not technically a conspiracy theory. I’m not very good at this.

  10. Citizen Quasar says:


    Mount Sinai means literally Moon Mountain. It was a volcano. Moses, the first law breaker, shown with the glow of the lava when he came back down.
    To this day, when Rabbis bless Jews they make a sign with a gap between the middle two fingers.

    This is why Mr. Spock, who comes from Vulcan, uses this sign as a greeting. But…Shhh! This is secret knowledge only allowed to be known by the Illuminated Ones.

  11. guy in the UNLV Jacket says:

    He joined the Army or was that Richie?

  12. Mexigogue says:

    That was Richie. Chuck went off to college and was subsequently the show was written as if he never existed. I even remember one episide Howard said he was thankful for having two great kids. That either implied that they only had two or that the other was was a total fuckup.

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