Fisting Your Way to a Better Vocabulary!

Hello sports fans. The subject of today’s blog entry is there is no subject. Or better yet, how about the subject is the indulgence of my own paranoia and sense of grandiosity? Who are you all and why are you here?

Maybe you come here for laughs, kind of in the same way that some people are wont to crash the gatherinig after a funeral for the free shots of liquor. But enough about what I do in my free time, why do various people like the anonymous persons in Itasca Illinois and Mesquite Texas hit this blog? Do you find it appropriate to come here and laugh at comedy? Don’t you realize how much that hurts? Or do you come here for the position essays/argument? Because that’s the part I really like. I frame every argument in an attempt to obliterate my opponents. So if you oppose then come forth and be obliterated! Or if you’d rather, step forward and school me. That which does not kill me either makes me smarter or REALLY fucking stings. But the free exchange of ideas is great because it’s just like. . . getting together and. . exchanging ideas freely. Or something.

Then again there’s always the possibility that people read this because I’m the unbelievable retard that you can’t take your eyes off of. ANYONE WHO LIKE TO VISIT I WILL INVITATE I KISS YOU! Haha! Either way it’s just as well. Whatever reason you may read, I like to write so it all works out.

I like writing to persuade. Not that I need people to agree with me, I just think that if I am upon the truth in a particular area people should agree with me, for the sake of being in consonance with reality (which I, unlike the Puerto Ricans, will argue is objectively real.) The Truth is not embodied by any individual persona (Jesus did in fact say that he was the truth but it was only in the context of after he nailed a three-pointer in the closing seconds of a playoff game to seal a win, so you have to take that into context). That said, I don’t take it personal if someone takes a position contrary to one that I hold.

The fact that I don’t find it necessary for others to agree with me made me viscerally reject my ex-wife’s argument that I am brainwashing my daughter. No, to brainwash means to compel someone (in some shape or form) to conform to your beliefs. I don’t require obedience in terms of thought, not even from my kids. I seek only to elucidate, to help guide them in their thinking through a dialectical process. And if that doesn’t work then a sound beating will of course follow.

So, Itasca Illinois and Mesquite Texas, I might never know who you are individually. But I will continue writing writing for this anonymous audience in the same way I write for the people here I actually know, I will write as if my audience is me. Because, when all is said and done, hey you know what I don’t have to work here to put together a good concluding sentence because a) the whole thing is bad writing today and 2) I’m not getting paid for this!

Cab driver! Follow that car!!!

VROOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

26 Responses to “Fisting Your Way to a Better Vocabulary!”

  1. mexi says:

    Worst essay ever!

  2. Mexigogue says:

    OMG A PUERTO RICAN TELEPHONE COMPANY HIT THE BLOG JUST NOW!!! RIGHT AFTER I SLAMMED PUERTO RICANS WHAT ARE THE CHANCES!!??

  3. Mexigogue says:

    Shhh! Watch out, the Puerto Ricans are on the prowl. What with their pompadours and pointy toed shoes, you never know what’s going to happen. I’m hiding!

  4. Nice Rack says:

    This was not your most cohesive piece of work. I’m a little bewildered. Good story for you, I need to start my own blog in regards to my retarded love life and how I am an asshole magnet. I met this really nice guy, we went out on Sunday and hung out for a few hours. He then proceeds to e-mail me yesterday to let me know that he has really strong feelings for me(I’ve known him 2 weeks, so explain this please) but he’s married and not planning on leaving his wife. He is just unhappy in the bedroom and was contemplating cheating on her, but he ended up liking me too much to do that to me. Now, he wants to maintain an e-mail relationship as friends because he really does care about me. I’m becoming a lesbian, lol!

  5. mexi says:

    I applaud that guy’s honesty. You should give him money for a hooker.

    In case you couldn’t tell my blog entry was written poorly on purpose. You know like sometimes when it’s funny to just go to a table full of pool balls and start smacking them around just to see what happens (kind of like with midgets). Oh man I’m bored!!!

  6. Anonymous says:

    Stumbled onto your blog a few months back from R’s blog. You definitely have an interesting point of view on world issues. I guess that’s what keep me coming back….

    The reasons I don’t post, I keep forgetting my damn 6 alphabet-2 number passwords.

    Itasca IL….

  7. Nice Rack says:

    I did appreciate the honesty since it came before I ended up sleeping with him. Sorry you are bored, I don’t smack midgets around ever because that isn’t politically correct or something. I am so ready to go home, but I have pool league tonight. If you could, I would say come out to coach’s.

  8. mexi says:

    Oh sweet! Illinois just gave us some station identification! Great stuff!

    Nice Rack, I just might do that!!

  9. Nice Rack says:

    Hopefully I play better than last night. My mind was on how retarded men can be instead of my pool game.

  10. mexi says:

    Ugh. Never eat potato chips for breakfast, no matter how hungry you are.

  11. Phelps says:

    Wow! There is someone in Mesquite that reads tbe blog? I live in Mesquite too! Killer!

  12. mexi says:

    NICE TO MEET YOU!!!!

    (wait a minute)

  13. mexi says:

    please tell me that wasn’t mesquite where you were living where I was at when i was out there. Because that would be embarassing.

  14. guy in the UNLV Jacket says:

    I come here in the hope that someday I get a chance to see Nice Rack’s boobs.

  15. mexi says:

    Oh yeah. That was my bad, as I didn’t take the camera to the bar the other day. But in my defense she didn’t wear a cleavage revealing shirt anyway. Waddupwitdat??

  16. Phelps says:

    Yeah, the house was Pleasant Grove (ghetto) and the apt was Mesquite (kicker-ville).

  17. mexi says:

    Well I’ll be damned!!

  18. God says:

    Oh, NOW he gets it. I’m stokin’ the coals beeeeyotch!!

  19. L says:

    OMG I CANT BELEIVE what a cocky, arrogant, selfish, midget loving, piece of jerk YOU ARE. Rarrrr! Thats it! I’m RESUMING ANONYMITY! (and I can’t beleive I let you smell it!!)

  20. anonymous says:

    You probably never thought that some people stay anonymous because through reading the blog- they thought you would appreciate it.

  21. mexi says:

    You KNEW how cocky, arrogant, selfish, and jerky I was because you’ve read the entire blog. About that other part. . . I only love midgets when nobody is looking. Then I beat them up afterwards and go take a shower.

  22. Nice Rack says:

    Did you pay her to smell it like you offered to pay me?

  23. mexi says:

    Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

  24. anonymous says:

    no payment needed… it was a charitable cause, I plan on using it as a deduction on my taxes.

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