Haha Fucking Haha!

In the news today the makers of a Christian themed football movie are upset because their film received a PG rating due to it’s strong Christian content. The idea behind the rating is that if a movie has a theme of religious proselysi prosyli prosceli, um, religious conversion attempting, then parents probably want to be aware since some of them might object to the content. So for all you pro-censorship nazis who have ever written a letter asking for the FCC to intervene against Howard Stern or Janet Jackson’s nipple, any of you motherfuckers who have expected the government to step in and regulate the airwaves so that you don’t have to control what your children watch in your own house, any of you dumbfucks who thought that surrendering free speech to a government agency was a good thing because removing choice from everybody made things easier for you as an individual, THIS IS WHAT YOU ASKED FOR! You have sought to impose your personal values on everyone else and now it boomerangs. Booyah bitches!!

In summation, the more powerful and unwieldly government gets the more your religion and the practice thereof will become illegal, slowly and surely. Because freedom of religion is impossible without free speech and you dumbasses were the first to attack the first amendment. Remember when you guys demanded that the government intercede to protect us from Ice T’s Fuck tha Police? Well now they’re also protecting everybody else from Jesus! It’s almost worth me losing my rights to see yours begin to waste away too. You should have left well enough alone, now eat the fruits of the evil tree you have nurtured.

This message brought to you by a true conservative, meaning a person who wants to preserve the constitution, not erode it in a drive towards a reactionary theocracy or a socialized elimination of individual rights for the sake of “society”.

7 Responses to “Haha Fucking Haha!”

  1. R says:

    “Rep. Roy Blunt, R-Mo., sent an angry letter to the MPAA.

    ‘If religion creates a warning for parents and kids and violence and bad language don’t, this thing appears to me to be heading in the wrong direction, and I think most Americans would agree,’ Blunt said.”

    …er, violence and bad language do get warnings. Dumbass.

  2. mexi says:

    I wish he would have the integrity to say “Hey, we didn’t intend for others to impose their values on us, we only intended for us to impose our values on others.”

  3. Quote of the week “Hey, we didn’t intend for others to impose their values on us, we only intended for us to impose our values on others.�

  4. Rae says:

    WOW….I think it’s kind of ass backwards but I guess I understand.

  5. Phelps says:

    Point of order, NWA recorded Fuck The Police. It was not a solo Ice-T joint, sir.

  6. Mexigogue says:

    Oops. I was thinking of Cop Killer or something to that effect.

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