OMG!! You guys!! I met this girl who has been a lurker on the blog! Her name is Layla (not her real name)! And I didn’t even know she existed until the blog was down for a long time and she e-mailed me asking when it was going to come back up! I didn’t email her back for a long time because I naturally presumed that she wasn’t a real person but a conglomerate of government entities who had been dispatched to destroy me and recapture the mind implant device that would enable them to finally unlock the alogirithem that protects the Second Holy Grail which had been stolen (but recaptured) from Area 51. But she turned out to be a real person! And what’s more she knew (through the blog reading) all the Treehouse Gang characters and referred to you guys with a degree of familiarity most often seen when discussing popular TV show characters! And we drank beers! And we had long and insane discussions! And I promised on the souls of my ex-wives that I would never tell anyone about our meeting and that I’d never blog about it! So there it is!! Isn’t that great!??

13 Responses to “!!!”

  1. Jenn says:

    How come she gets to meet you and I haven’t? Fucking shite!

    Dude, lurkers are like… well lurkers. Come out of the woodworks, bitches! We see you watching.

  2. Mexigogue says:

    Actually she lives and works in my city and after identifying herself then the meeting up was my idea because I didn’t think she was a real person. She turned out to be very realistic and even was able to produce two pieces of identification that matched with the name shown on the emails she had sent to me. One of them even appeared to have wear and tear. And she even knew some of the same people I know and was able to rattle off names. I was like wow, you undercover government agents are good. And she said I was PARANOID!!!

  3. mexi says:

    Now all morning I got that song going through my head LAYYYYYYYYYYLA!!!

  4. guy in the UNLV Jacket says:

    did she show you her titties?

  5. mexi says:

    I am emailing you offlist UNLV.

  6. Linny says:

    you know mexi… it’s good to know that there are still those “kiss but don’t tell” types like you out there!!! (did I detect a note of sarcasm?)

    so… instead of just giving us the PG version, how’s about spicin’ it up just a tad for those of us in need of some spice???


  7. Northe says:

    Most of my in-mails consist of ppl getting mad at me that I don’t post enuff, that I’m lazy or that I am full of shit or something like that. But Mexi, he gets a stalker! What the hell!?

  8. mexi says:

    Hehe! Not a stalker. Those are people who you don’t want around. I was up for meeting the mysterious lurker!

    There’s nothing much to tell Linny. By the time she got there I had already downed a pitcher of beer and two Hennies. Then while I was talking to her I kind of had the feeling like I was fluctuating between being myself and playing my blog role. When I saw how big her boobs were I immediately asked her to marry me. She said no. Then I asked if we could do it. Again she said no. So I said “But I’ll give you money!” (not my finest hour) Then she smashed a Heineken bottle on my head and I ended up the night shooting pool and picking glass shards out of my clothes.

    In short, the usual!

  9. R says:

    Wow, dude. I can’t believe she still said no even after you offered her money.

  10. Dave from the "D" says:

    She don’t know me!!! Me don’t know nobody!

  11. Cosmic Siren says:

    So, is she going to delurk or just watch us from the sidelines?

  12. mexi says:

    I don’t know yet. When I saw her at the bar she mentioned something about not working for the rest of the week and I’m not sure if she reads the blog from home.

  13. Rae says:

    My dog is NOT stalking your blog.

    Get over yourself.

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