Mexi Called the Doctor and the Doctor Said:

Sorry for posting so late today. No Phelps, I wasn’t doing the “Take a Mexican Day Off”, I just couldn’t think of what to blog until now. I finally have it:

Tomorrow I am scheduled for a doctor visit. And what is the reason this is significant? Why it is because (excluding two emergency room visits) I have not had a doctors appointment in about seven years! So now I get to go and find out what may have become wrong with me since the advent of the millenium.

All in all I feel pretty good except I get really sleepy after lunch and I can’t drink near as much as I used to. Is it that I’m getting older or could it be that I have some disease. Cast your vote for what might be wrong with teh Mexigogue. Diabetes (that is my boss’s guess)? Chronic fatigue syndrome? Syphilis? Head cancer? Scurvy? You name it, I will get tested for it (excluding anything to do with the word colon you motherfuckers, I’m not forty yet). I will be taking requests and/or suggestions until tomorrow morning. Then it’s time to visit the man with the man with the leeches!

7 Responses to “Mexi Called the Doctor and the Doctor Said:”

  1. guy in the UNLV Jacket says:

    You should get checked out for V.D.

  2. mexi says:

    WHAT DO YOU THINK DIABETES IS DUMBASS!!??

  3. guy in the UNLV Jacket says:

    Venerial Diabetes? You should get checked out for Gigantism and extreme Body odor

  4. Mexigogue says:

    I didn’t go to the doctor. Too many people still missing today too. Fuggit.

  5. Phelps says:

    Cushings Syndrome. Everyone on House gets Cushings.

    And unless you have a British doctor that speaks with an American accent and walks with a cane, you’re fucked.

  6. Mexigogue says:

    I hope I have mesothelioma. I saw a commercial on TV and if I have that I can join a class action lawsuit and get PAID!!!!

  7. guy in the UNLV Jacket says:

    Erectile disfunction

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