Michael’s Helpful Hints
Here are some helpful hints that will hopefully come in handy around the house!
1. If you’re cooking and you’re concerned about cholesterol content, phlegm works as a handy substitute for egg whites!
Ok, I’m gonna stop right there.
Nooooooo!!!! my beautiful recipe secrets!!!!!!!!
No, you’re not gonna stop there. There will be another post. And one after that.
Face it – you’ve got a problem.
I can ** shtop anytime I (hic!!) * want to!!
My ex-wife had a way of drying our spagetti (Hood) in the sink before serving. Is that where Chow Mein came from????? Damn that heffa was 200 lbs and could not cook. What type of crap is that.
200 lb wife who can’t cook = I want my money back!
You needed the deluxe model – 300lbs and an excellent cook with the ability to cook candy and breads from scratch.
Oh, wait – this isn’t the personal ad section.
Hey Rachael had a bunch of really deep questions on her blog. I answered them all! Don’t be mad Rae, I was just having fun. Back on the road! Here it is:
http://rachaelhilliker.blogspot.com/2004/10/homely.html
You are so lucky I’m states away!! And you wonder why I say you’re potentially my third ex-husband?? Cute.
I’m out of stabbing distance for the time being. heh!
Have a Great Weekend Everyone!!
Or I will Stab You!!
Too late. I’ve already been stabbed.
He stole my line!!!
You people and your “health”. I cook with LARD. I’m drinking gin and tonic right now, so I get some Vitamin C in the lime. I had three eggs and bacon (cooked medium) for breakfast with black coffee.
We won our case. I came home from the celebration with a napkin tied around my head like a hachimaki. In a cab. I’ll post about it later.
IT’S BACK!! Must sacrifice a virgin. Ok, the chicks on this blog are absolutely no help at all.
Well, maybe there is a guy virgin around?
BTW, congrats on the win, Phelps.
Hmmm…
What type of sacrifice are we talking about? And does it have to be a real virgin or can it be someone covered in virgin olive oil?
oh and yes congrats Phelps!
*looks back over her blog comments lately*
Mexi, you’ve corrupted me. I used to never show this side of me in public.
I must now clense my aura by slaying newbies to the INTJ lists. Or some young atheist. They are always so idealistic.
Oh, now I remember my other helpful hint: You can take advantage of a severe case of dandruff to augment your supply of parmesan cheese!
I didn’t corrupt you, it was IPUS and Rae yesterday. I bolted in shock!
It’s always the same. People gripe because they think I’m too straightlaced and then when they meet the real siren, they run and hide.
I ran from all of you!!!!!
You could have just pretended we were wrestling topless in jello.
Oh great. And who’s the MC, Bill Freaking Cosby? I HATE JELLO!!!
oh wait, he’s jello puddin’. Never mind!
Would you prefer olive oil?
Yes. It lends a middle-eastern flavor and helps fight against saturated fats. Or something.
Damn – I Knew I shouldn’t have taken a nap!!
I’m a virgin- at least with one sexual act. NO TOPHOLE!!
Congrats Phelps!!
Here are some questions for you to answer, Mexi:
1. Tell me something obvious about you.
2. Tell me something about you that many don’t know.
3. What is your biggest fear?
4. Do you normally go the safe route or take the short cut?
5. Name one thing you want that you can’t buy with money.
6. What is your most treasured possession?
7. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do often?
8. Tell me something sexually about you that I don’t know.
9. Tell me something sexually about you that everyone knows.
10. What is your favorite lie to tell?
11. Name something you’ve done once that you can’t wait to do again.
12. Are you the jealous type?
13. What is the one person, place or thing you can’t say no to?
14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?
15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be?
16. When was the last time you cried?
17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?
18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on?
19. Name something embarrassing you did while being drunk.
20. If you post this in your journal/blog would you like me to answer it?
It is sad that I read the first line of Mexi’s post and thought, “Cosby is Jello PUDDING” and was all ready to make a snarky reply when he beat me to it in the same post. That is why when I am posting in newsgroups I make my replies, but I don’t hit the send button on any of them until I finish the thread. That time, I didn’t even finish the comment.
(blowing the smoke out of my six-shooter)