Michael’s Helpful Hints

Here are some helpful hints that will hopefully come in handy around the house!

1. If you’re cooking and you’re concerned about cholesterol content, phlegm works as a handy substitute for egg whites!

Ok, I’m gonna stop right there.

30 Responses to “Michael’s Helpful Hints”

  1. Halima says:

    Nooooooo!!!! my beautiful recipe secrets!!!!!!!!

  2. Jeremy says:

    No, you’re not gonna stop there. There will be another post. And one after that.

    Face it – you’ve got a problem.

  3. Mexigogue says:

    I can ** shtop anytime I (hic!!) * want to!!

  4. Ghandi from the "D" says:

    My ex-wife had a way of drying our spagetti (Hood) in the sink before serving. Is that where Chow Mein came from????? Damn that heffa was 200 lbs and could not cook. What type of crap is that.

  5. Mexigogue says:

    200 lb wife who can’t cook = I want my money back!

  6. Cosmic Siren says:

    You needed the deluxe model – 300lbs and an excellent cook with the ability to cook candy and breads from scratch.

    Oh, wait – this isn’t the personal ad section.

  7. Mexigogue says:

    Hey Rachael had a bunch of really deep questions on her blog. I answered them all! Don’t be mad Rae, I was just having fun. Back on the road! Here it is:

    http://rachaelhilliker.blogspot.com/2004/10/homely.html

  8. rae says:

    You are so lucky I’m states away!! And you wonder why I say you’re potentially my third ex-husband?? Cute.

  9. Mexigogue says:

    I’m out of stabbing distance for the time being. heh!

  10. Ghandi from the "D" says:

    Have a Great Weekend Everyone!!

    Or I will Stab You!!

  11. Cosmic Siren says:

    Too late. I’ve already been stabbed.

  12. Mexigogue says:

    He stole my line!!!

  13. Phelps says:

    You people and your “health”. I cook with LARD. I’m drinking gin and tonic right now, so I get some Vitamin C in the lime. I had three eggs and bacon (cooked medium) for breakfast with black coffee.

    We won our case. I came home from the celebration with a napkin tied around my head like a hachimaki. In a cab. I’ll post about it later.

  14. Mexigogue says:

    IT’S BACK!! Must sacrifice a virgin. Ok, the chicks on this blog are absolutely no help at all.

  15. Cosmic Siren says:

    Well, maybe there is a guy virgin around?

    BTW, congrats on the win, Phelps.

  16. Cosmic Siren says:

    Hmmm…

    What type of sacrifice are we talking about? And does it have to be a real virgin or can it be someone covered in virgin olive oil?

  17. Mexigogue says:

    oh and yes congrats Phelps!

  18. Cosmic Siren says:

    *looks back over her blog comments lately*

    Mexi, you’ve corrupted me. I used to never show this side of me in public.

    I must now clense my aura by slaying newbies to the INTJ lists. Or some young atheist. They are always so idealistic.

  19. Mexigogue says:

    Oh, now I remember my other helpful hint: You can take advantage of a severe case of dandruff to augment your supply of parmesan cheese!

  20. Mexigogue says:

    I didn’t corrupt you, it was IPUS and Rae yesterday. I bolted in shock!

  21. Cosmic Siren says:

    It’s always the same. People gripe because they think I’m too straightlaced and then when they meet the real siren, they run and hide.

  22. Mexigogue says:

    I ran from all of you!!!!!

  23. Cosmic Siren says:

    You could have just pretended we were wrestling topless in jello.

  24. Mexigogue says:

    Oh great. And who’s the MC, Bill Freaking Cosby? I HATE JELLO!!!

    oh wait, he’s jello puddin’. Never mind!

  25. Cosmic Siren says:

    Would you prefer olive oil?

  26. Mexigogue says:

    Yes. It lends a middle-eastern flavor and helps fight against saturated fats. Or something.

  27. rae says:

    Damn – I Knew I shouldn’t have taken a nap!!

    I’m a virgin- at least with one sexual act. NO TOPHOLE!!

    Congrats Phelps!!

  28. Cosmic Siren says:

    Here are some questions for you to answer, Mexi:

    1. Tell me something obvious about you.
    2. Tell me something about you that many don’t know.
    3. What is your biggest fear?
    4. Do you normally go the safe route or take the short cut?
    5. Name one thing you want that you can’t buy with money.
    6. What is your most treasured possession?
    7. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do often?
    8. Tell me something sexually about you that I don’t know.
    9. Tell me something sexually about you that everyone knows.
    10. What is your favorite lie to tell?
    11. Name something you’ve done once that you can’t wait to do again.
    12. Are you the jealous type?
    13. What is the one person, place or thing you can’t say no to?
    14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?
    15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be?
    16. When was the last time you cried?
    17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?
    18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on?
    19. Name something embarrassing you did while being drunk.
    20. If you post this in your journal/blog would you like me to answer it?

  29. Phelps says:

    It is sad that I read the first line of Mexi’s post and thought, “Cosby is Jello PUDDING” and was all ready to make a snarky reply when he beat me to it in the same post. That is why when I am posting in newsgroups I make my replies, but I don’t hit the send button on any of them until I finish the thread. That time, I didn’t even finish the comment.

  30. Mexigogue says:

    (blowing the smoke out of my six-shooter)