Summer 1997

UNLV and Mexigogue returning from shooting hoops at the park, tired, dying for Gatorade. UNLV makes turn down residential street and some little kid, four years old maybe, is trying and failing to balance atop his bike with training wheels (or tricycle?) in front yard. He wobbles then falls down with his bike in a heap. UNLV abruptly jams on the brakes in front of this kids house and begins rolling down the window. Little kid looks up at the car with an expectant look (I just fell down, adult is stopping to help?) UNLV points directly at the kid and goes “HA HA!!!” Drives away. . .

10 Responses to “Summer 1997”

  1. Vee says:

    That was the funniest thing I’ve read today. It’s nice to know there are other people in the world who aren’t afraid to laugh at funny shit.

  2. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    What a jerk!!!

  3. Mexigogue says:

    HaHA! That story is a defining moment if I had to answer “What is Guy in a UNLV Jacket like in real life in 150 words or less? Forgot to mention he used Nelson Muntz haha voice too!

  4. Jenn says:

    He’s gonna make a great father someday!

    Are you being a posting whore, Mexigogue?

  5. rae says:

    UNLV cracks me up. Ha!

  6. HMT says:

    I wanna roll with UNLV in a Testarossa one day.

    if I spelt that wrong fuck you.

  7. Linny says:

    some poor teenager wants to blow up his school because he was traumatized in 1997… hope you are happy!!!

  8. Mexigogue says:

    Can’t blow up a school if you got no balance. Threat is negated, thank you drive thru!

  9. Linny says:

    If I can dance without rhythm, he can bomb without balance…

    so THERE!!!

  10. Peggy says:

    UNLV did him a favor. Little man needs to learn if you fall off, you just get up and get back on. He’ll learn it faster if he thinks he’s going to get laughed at by some big stranger.