Can’t Say Homeless Without Saying Ho

Due to the multitude of protests at the state capitol I’ve brought my camera in to work hoping to score some blog material. The idea paid off today as the Volunteers of America has set up an Exhibit on Homelessness. I went out and took pictures just as they were setting up, I’m sure the thing hasn’t gotten into full swing yet as it is not even 10:00 a.m. as of this writing.

Strangely enough they picked the coldest week of the season to date which is not the time I would have chosen to advertise the benefits of homeless living. They do show all sorts of nifty box houses (they are doing amazing things with corrugated cardboard these days) and the setup has as nice rustic feel to it. For my money I think they should have listed other advantages like networking opportunities in the community and a vivid olfactory experience in dealing with other transients. All in all a fairly nice exhibit however. I give it a C plus.

In other news I owned on the CLS server yesterday (as -=AoD=-RAZOR) going 22 and 8 against the enemy. I did so well, in fact, that a couple of people dropped off and went looking for another server as they were convinced I was hacking (which I was not). I just did exceptionally well as I was catching enemy players after tough firefights where they were halfway dead anyway and their gaming styles played right into my hands. I quit after not even an hour as I wanted my exceptional numbers to stand.

Today is shoot pool with KWK and Nice Rack and laugh with Monique day. I also get paid which just goes that extra mile into making today exceptional. Life is good, drink it up. Everybody have a good day except you Southfield (presuming you are who I think you are and your name begins with an H). I see your hits on the sitemeter and I’m ooked. Quit it you freaking voyeur. Make your own blog and look at it.

That is all.

15 Responses to “Can’t Say Homeless Without Saying Ho”

  1. HMT says:

    HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH!

    that guy is so fucken tired in that box! Look at thim! He can’t even get up to enjoy the exhibit!

    oh sleepybones.

  2. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    Where are the empty beer and wine bottles? Why does that guy sleeping in the box have matching shoes? Who ever heard of bums color cordinating anything? The exhibit is all wrong

  3. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    Does anybody even pay attention to those protests except for you and the protestors themselves?

  4. Mexigogue says:

    That’s my point UNLV. I’m raising awareness. Plus I think they feel good when I start snapping pictures thinking they got someone on their side. Laugh out loud!!!!

  5. Nice Rack says:

    Do you really think there is a guy in there, or do you think the clothes are stuffed with something to resemble a person? I think it’s stuffed since you showed me no face.

  6. HMT says:

    I think nice tits is on to something here.

    That “guy” resembles the “people” that me and my friend put together for our Halloween torture yard in high school. We couldn’t afford shirts at the salvation army so we just bought sweat pants, filled them with newspaper, and spray painted the top of them red. After that we’d thow them on the lawn and say that their torso was ripped off! It totally works, cuz halloween, and death and shit.

    so yeah, that’s just a pair of jeans filled with newspaper. He no longer gets my sympathy.

  7. Mexigogue says:

    Person, doll, what’s the difference? On a related note if you haven’t already seen “Seed of Chucky”, you gotta watch it. It’s got Chucky, his wife, and now they have a demon kid!

    You will be there tonight won’t you Your Royal Rackage?

  8. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    Where are all of the protestors? If they really want to raise awarness they should be out there freezing their asses off just like the real homeless guys

  9. Nice Rack says:

    Wow, nice tits and Your Royal Rackage! Compliments all around today, you guys must be getting ready to burn me. I should be there unless I have a date tonight, which is pretty unlikely. My only option at the moment is in the hospital because he drank too much (I love alcoholics, they are so easy to take advantage of). I have to leave early tonight cuz I gotsta work in the morning. But I will come kick your butt on the pool table for a little while.

  10. Mexigogue says:

    All the homeless people are at the public library updating their leftist blogs.

  11. Phelps says:

    If I was a bum, I would steal the dummy, and then start sleeping in that box myself. Then, I would tell them that the dummy hired me and they own me minimum wage. That would give me an employment history and beer money, and I would use that to get into the high paying, fast paced food service industry.

    Of course, that’s why I’m not a bum to start with.

  12. Mexigogue says:

    Hey I actually pwn3d you last week in pool Rack! Remember I was on a roll outta hell and even beat KWK when he first got there! MUHAHAHAHHA I have my moments. The smart money’s still on Nice Rack though.

  13. Mexigogue says:

    Foolproof plan Phelps. Steal the dummy and what are they gonna do? Try to take it back and get caught on Channel 6 news camera stealing from a homeless guy? HAHAHAHAA! Great stuff!

  14. Nice Rack says:

    Yes, you did school me last time. But today I have a clear head, so expect an *ss whooping. I’ll be ready, but will you be?

  15. Citizen Quasar says:

    Having been homeless myself many times over the years, I can speak from first hand experience. Here is what I have learned:

    99.999% of homeless people are homeless because they do not want to take responsibility for their own actions. There is nothing else the matter with them. They live in missions and shelters and are too lazy to go get a job. And many of the ones that do obtain employment have such a poor work ethic, showing up late, getting high or drunk on the job, or just being an asshole in the workplace, that they don’t stay employed long.

    Many of them prefer to stay drunk so they do not check into the shelters. Many are just thieving crackheads. The vast majority of homeless people consider anybody who is not homeless to be “rich.” These “rich” people are all considered to have inherited their wealth.

    Once I met a homeless family in a shelter who was homeless because one of their little boys accidentally burned down their house and they did not have fire insurance. They figure into the remaining .001% mentioned above.

    Why was I homeless? Well, once I just wasn’t making very much money. I found it cheaper just to put my stuff in storage and sleep in my car. I would shower up out at the college where I was taking a class (CS 1214).