Yeah!

What a great weekend. I hung out with Monique. As many of you may already know up until recently I thought that she was not speaking to me forever until the end of time but on Friday we came up with an agreement which would patch things up between us so that things could be cool between us once again. Everything is fixed and for the better so I’m back to normal now just like old times! All right!

25 Responses to “Yeah!”

  1. Linny says:

    as usual… I don’t know the Monique story…

    You are exhausting!!!

  2. Angry Black Man says:

    Hey tell her I said hello!

  3. Phelps says:

    I think that you should really sexual relations part of the agreement. I mean, it could just be a point system. She bums cigarettes off of you, you get to hump her leg. Hell, she doesn’t even have to undress for that. She bums a pitcher off you, then you can apply that to better prizes.

  4. Mexigogue says:

    One thing at a time! First I have to go kill all the younglings in the Jedi Temple.

  5. Cosmic Siren says:

    Didn’t you once make some of us promise to like kick you in the head or something similar if you ever became friends with her again? Or was that another Devil?

  6. Mexigogue says:

    Total miscommunication. I am just fine. Thanks for your concern!

  7. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    What the fuck is wrong with you? I thought you learned your lesson last time. I’ll give it until New Years Day and there will be a blog posting about how Monique isn’t talkng to you again. At least get some Pu$$Y this time for Christ’s sake

  8. Mexigogue says:

    HAHAHHAHAHAAA!! Relaaax guy! It’s all radio shtick!

  9. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    You mean Monique doesn’t really exist?

  10. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    I’ll bet she was made up by the American Dental Association to scare little kids into brushing their teeth and the legend just morphed

  11. rae says:

    Let me know when she fucks you over again, borrows money, or gets her kids taken away AGAIN-I’m beyond feeling sorry for her….it’s more like laughing hysterically now.

    We’ll be back after these messages for the rest of the Days of Our Lives……

  12. Jenn says:

    Uh, Mexi, I got nothing but love for you. No really, I buy my own cigarettes!

  13. Northe says:

    hahahahh

    Best use of photos I have seen in a long time. Kingly, Mexi, kingly.

  14. Linny says:

    okay… so I vaguely remember posting a comment to the “monique” story but I was confused then and… still am…

    so why wasn’t Monique talking to you? because you helped her? because you posted that you are secretely wanting to hump her leg? because you said bad things (that were true) about her? and now that you are hanging out again, did you resolve the “issues”?

  15. Mexigogue says:

    I’m not going to dredge up old issues. Partly because it’s bad form but mostly because I’m getting more Lansing hits recently and I’m ascared one of them might be her. So you naysayers quit being ruiners, you’re just mad that I get to be a Sith Lord while the rest of you are stuck with the good side of the force. And as Dark Helmet said: “In the end Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb!

  16. R says:

    Yeah, but I remember when Anakin was laying on the smoldering lava, completely dismembered and fried to hell and back, I took a mental picture of that scene and appended the following text:

    “PWN3D!!!!111111”

    Because it was so true.

  17. Mexigogue says:

    Anakin rocks, either as a Jedi but even moreso as Darth Vader. Now Luke Skywalker. . . he only benefited from Darth being old and encumbered by that outfit. Luke couldn’t have taken Anakin in his prime and as a matter of fact I wouldn’t give him five minutes against The Powerpuff Girls!

  18. guy in the UNLV Jacket says:

    The only reason Anakin in his prime would be able to beat Luke is because Anakin has a digital special effects stunt double. On the other hand Anakin did go out of his way to get a hot piece of ass while Luke was busy chasing down an old man wearing a leather biondage uniform..

  19. Mexigogue says:

    I just finished watching A New Beginning, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Rabbi this weekend. What a great series. The older ones had better one liners but I like Revenge of the Sith the best because he reminds me of a pool player getting hooked on meth and gone bad.

  20. guy in the UNLV Jacket says:

    What the hell in a New Begining? That sounds like the Lifetime movie of the week, where the battered woman kills her husband and falls in love with the plumber

  21. Mexigogue says:

    Sorry. I meant “A New Hope”. Back in the day we just called that episode “Star Wars”.

  22. R says:

    You’re so full of shit, Mexi. All Luke would have had to do was tell Anakin that Padme was going to die if he didn’t drop his lightsaber and that pussy would have broken down crying and done it.

    Jesus, look how fucking easy he turned in Sith. I think it was, what, a full four minutes of convincing Palpatine had to work for? He must have gone down to the local Sith bar and had a good laugh over that one noob that he turned Dark Side in record time. He’s probably got a plaque somewhere in that bar just for making the new record.

  23. Hahahaha!!! PWN3D!!!

  24. Oh yeah? Put up your duke!!!