Friday Musings

Yeah ok so WNBA All-Star Cheryl Swoopes holds a press conference announcing she’s a lesbian and the press eats it up. But I’m all about verifying my facts so I don’t buy it just yet. SHOW AND PROVE IT (ideally in some scenario involving tennis phenom Maria Sharapova who is not lesbian but who I’m hoping won’t mind serving as the object of some lesbianage/counter lesbianage).

Jim Darkness wants to know what’s on my desk. I am sorry to report that that is nothing new or unusual to add since I last posted the things on my desk back in November of last year. New office, same old stuff. Nothing much changes as I’m a creature of habit.

Air Force College football coach Fisher DeBerry was reprimanded for saying black players make better runners than white players. He was quoted bemoaning his team’s running woes saying that you don’t see very many minority players in his program. Air Force athletic director Hans Meuh called the remarks inappropriate saying “What we’re talking about is speed. There’s speed that cuts across black, white, gray, blue, whatever. It was just an inappropriate comment and you all know it was an inappropriate comment.”

Let’s see. Some of the speediest NFL runningbacks of all time: O.J. Simpson, Barry Sanders, Marcus Allen, Gayle Sayers, etc. To be sure there are some great white players in the backfield but the ones who come to mind were more power runners, guys like John Riggins, Larry Czonka, and Rocky Bleier. Was the Air Force football coach reprimanded because he didn’t have a point or because he had one? And for crying out loud, it’s not like he said they drink malt liquor and eat chicken (mmmm, chicken!), he said they were speedy. Of all the generalizations that go around I think that one is pretty benign. One the surface the point seems to have merit and I don’t think it warranted a reprimand.

Back to hot female atheletes: I think the 16 year old golf phenom Michelle Wie is hot. In fact since she’s about six foot tall she would probably be a better lesbianage target for the hoopster Cheryl Swoops. Plus (and here is where we tie back into atheletic and race generalities) since Wie is Asian we could have Cheryl swoop down on her and then settle once and for all whether or not she’s hungry an hour later.

Nothing but net!!!

10 Responses to “Friday Musings”

  1. guy in the UNLV Jacket says:

    You mean to tell me there is a carpet muncher in the WNBA? Bullshit, I don’t believe it. I saw Jawana Man and those chicks looked totally straight to me.

  2. Mexigogue says:

    Yeah. Well at least women’s softball is still straight.

  3. Jim Darkness says:

    Isn’t it interesting that Swoopes announces she’s gay AFTER news that she has been named as an endorser of a lesbian travel service called Olivia? The same thing happened with Rosie Jones.

    Oh, and Swoopes will be on a cruise with Martina Navratilova and the Indigo Girls… how’s that for 9 kinds of ugly?

  4. Confucious says:

    Confucious say resbian trabel suvice sound kinda fishy to me!

  5. guy in the UNLV Jacket says:

    Holy shit! I was just reading cnn.com and Mr Sulu likes to suck cock. I didn’t think they allowed fags in space….

  6. Mexigogue says:

    I like the episode where Captain Kirk was making him do the laundrey cuz he’s Asian.

  7. Phelps says:

    Women play professional basketball?

  8. Linny says:

    I think I saw “fags in space”…

    wait…

    I admit to nothing!!!

  9. Phelps says:

    When were you in space? Being a space cadet doesn’t count.

  10. rae says:

    Not only do men not do laundry but they can’t spell it either.