The Big Lebowski

This grabbed my attention. A sheriff’s deputy in Chino California is on trial for allegedly drawing a firearm on a group of golfers that were ahead of him and playing too slow. Man that reminded me of John Goodman pulling a piece on this other guy in The Big Lebowski over a rules dispute during league bowling! Normally I’m against people initiating force or the threat thereof but I really hate slow people so this guy gets a pass. Unfortunately instead of being awarded the Medal of Honor for speeding up the game this guy is facing criminal charges. A victory for slow people everywhere.

In related news I’m kicking a$$ in the Tiger Woods game. I just beat Seve Ballesteros, Arnold Palmer, and Jack Nicholas (or Nicholas Cage?) in the game yesterday. I’m so great because I’ve used almost all my winnings to buy more skill and power. The only bling my character has is gold capped teeth and Cuban Zirchonian earrings. I’m a monster!!!

8 Responses to “The Big Lebowski”

  1. HMT says:

    Can you play over the internet/cable for the tiger woods thing? There’s nothing I enjoy more in life. except pussy.

  2. Mexigogue says:

    Wow. You really do like that?? I guess I owe Phelps $5.

  3. Phelps says:

    I thought you were going to talk about the Sherrif of Malibu throwing a coffee cup at the Dude. And have you seen this yet?

  4. HMT says:

    btw, there is NO WAY you beat Nic Cage. He’s unbeatable in life.

  5. Mexigogue says:

    Don’t make a sad face, that was damn funny!

    Hey that link didn’t take me to a Malibu sheriff story. I can’t find it.

  6. Phelps says:

    The Dude: Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

    Malibu Police Chief: Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don’t draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don’t like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don’t like your jerk-off name. I don’t like your jerk-off face. I don’t like your jerk-off behavior, and I don’t like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

    The Dude: [after a pause] I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.

    Malibu Police Chief: [Throws coffee cup, hitting Dude in the temple]

    The Dude: [falling over out of chair] OWWW, you fucking FASCIST!!

    Remember it now?

  7. Mexigogue says:

    Hehe!! How embarassing. I knew it sounded familiar!