Rachael and Brian came to town so we went out to Dagwoods because they had karaoke and we ran into some freaks that went to school with Brian and Rachael back in the day and everybody got the beers in and we all threw horns and we sang some songs and some guy tried to sell me some drugs and I ignored him and Brian freaked out and then Rachael got into a big argument with a black guy about who was blacker her or him and we left and Brian and Rachael got into a big fight and we all went to the Irish pub and Rachael was casting evil spells on Brian but his +3 body armor deflected it and then Brian kung fu kicked Rachael and she crashed through a window and she ran back in wearing a body cast and said she just got pregnant by a homeless guy in the alley and then she punched herself in the stomach and a fetus shot across the room and the waitress slipped on the fetus and then it became one giant rumble and the police barged in and started arguing over who was gonna have the bear claw and I ducked out just as the SWAT team got there and the dogs were released. That was HELLU FUN and we should do that again NEXT TIME YEAH!!!! Brian and Rachael ROCK!!!!

19 Responses to “INSANE!!!”

  1. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    settle down

  2. Phelps says:

    Fetuses aren’t that slippery. I’m calling shenanigans.

  3. Mexigogue says:

    Au contraire. Rachael’s silence on this matter would indicate that I have told the story with the utmost fidelity and there is nothing to add or subtract. It happened just as it was told.

  4. Mexigogue says:

    Rachael: Yeah you guys, I am seriously!! that’s just how it happened!!

  5. HMT says:

    the important “detail” of that story is that I was the homeless guy…

    nice to know horns were all over the place.

  6. rae says:

    Jesus H Christ that was funny. What does the H stand for in that? Anyone?

    HMT-Lotsa horns and one of me in between those two bitches throwin just for you….pics to follow- right Mexi?

    Okay heres one little addy. I hate it when East Lansing born and bred black dudes are like “I lived in Harlem and shit” and then when you ask them “oh really, well then where the fuck IS Harlem?” and they say “over on 7th street in Brooklyn” and I’m all “try up near 107th street in Manhattan you fronting mo fo!!”

    Seriously tho dude-that was totally tits hangin with ya-don’t post the pics of my tits KK?

  7. Mexigogue says:

    Pics to follow indeed! Man I’m glad I didn’t lose my camera like I thought I did when I woke up. The camera can be replaced but you taking a picture of your own Mateen Cleavage is just hilarious!!!

  8. rae says:

    Ummm Mexi- YOU took the pic remember. I would NEVER do such a thing.

  9. Mexigogue says:

    Clearly you are still drunk!!!

  10. Mexigogue says:

    Funny thing is Brian and Rachael both were referring to me as “Mexi” when we were at the bar and some people were looking like huh? “My name is Michael” I reminded them whenever they did it. Brian I can understand because he mostly knows me from the blog but I knew Rachael from before so after like the 10th time she called me Mexi I was like “MY NAME IS MICHAEL GODDAMIT!!”

    That reminded me the whole time I was in Dallas at no time did Phelps or I refer to each other by name, either real or online handle. Every phone call or real life greeting began with “hey”. And that’s the way it should be since the online handle is weird in real life and using the real first name would have been unusual.

  11. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    Shut up Mexi

  12. Mexigogue says:

    hey that girl I blogged about from the conference in grand rapids (where I said she was all like blah blah blah and I wanted earplugs). She actually read that blog entry and she was kind of offended but now we’re emailing back and forth. Today she called me “dear little fajita”! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!

  13. HMT says:


  14. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    Litle Fajita is beter than little b1tch

  15. Phelps says:

    I did introduce you to everyone as “Mike”, though. Actually, I think I did say “Mike” to you a couple of times to get your attention, but I think you were drunk. I was, at least.

  16. Phelps says:

    Besides, if you say, “hey Mexi” in Dallas, half the room says “what?”

  17. Mexigogue says:

    It could be worse. I could have everybody calling me fetus punter.

  18. Linny says:

    what kind of drugs?

    H is for Harry

  19. Phelps says:

    H is for Hentai.