Mexi Posts

Too much to possibly write about right now but I will say this: I didn’t get any pu$$y but I think my reaction timing is just off. Hung out with Phelps and his brother at a Japanese place where we got the sake in (will post that at a later date) afterwhich we hung out at this nightspot that is more upscale than I am used to which is refreshing as I didn’t have to watch out for the hoboes coming at me with broken bottles . Anyway after the innumerable glasses of sake we got the beers in at this other place and eventually called it a night. They dropped me back off at the hotel and as soon as I got to my room I was suddenly un-drunk which is amazing considering how much I had drank. I checked my eyes in the mirror just to be sure and I was ok so I immediately called a cab and went straight out to the same place.

Back at the bar I grabbed another Shiner (Texas beer of invented by German immigrants more than a hundred years ago for those of y’all who don’t know.) As I sat there at the bar this table of well dressed 20-something people were all abuzz about something. I turned to look and this nice looking chick was holding the bottom of her shirt like she was going to flash her tits but she kept looking around. She was about to do it but each time she saw me looking she changed her mind. I heard her say “I can’t that guy will see.” I smiled and shouted out “It’s all right, I’m from Michigan, you’ll never see me again!” She was like “No waay, where from in Michigan!?” I say “Lansing!” She says “Oh my God, I’m from Flint!!!”

This hot chick comes over and immediately gives me a hug like we go years back. I talk to her for about five minutes but suddenly her party is departing and I totally forget to hit on her. Actually I did remember but it was only as their vehicle was pulling away. I thought to chase the car down the street like a dog until they would lose sight of me but I think no that would be too forward. I order another Shiner.

I can’t begin to describe hanging out with teh Phelps. That’s for another post. Dallas/Fort Worth was even more fun than I thought it would be.

I’ll also have to post about my adventures ordering breakfast at a place where no one spoke English. That also is for another day.

By fools, I’m on my last day in the Lone Star State. WOOT!!!

6 Responses to “Mexi Posts”

  1. Cosmic Siren says:

    Glad to see you enjoyed yourself.

  2. guy in the UNLV Jacket says:

    You should have asked that Flint chick if she had ever danced at The Hammer Droppers

  3. Phelps says:

    And we almost got thrown out of the Amon Carter a couple of times, too. As soon as we walked in, the guards in cheap sport coats all started following us around. I felt special, like I was black!

  4. Linny says:

    well… at least with no pu$$y you don’t need any emergency visits to the doctor 🙂

  5. Mexigogue says:

    Oh sorry I didn’t call you Amanda. Didn’t go through Oklahoma on the way back after all. Man I’m tired!

  6. Cosmic Siren says:

    It’s okay. My schedule changed anyway.