TEXAS!!!

Michigan has had record heat this year so I’m pretty much acclimated and not bothered by the Texas heat. Played tennis at high noon yesterday under the burning West Texas sun. I didn’t die. I’ve made sure to stay hydrated with Gatorade and bottled water. I can’t drink this West Texas water. Too nasty. I made a point to go to Whatburger yesterday for the first time in about 25 years. Good stuff. I was about to hit on the girl behind the counter but then her boyfriend came in so I didn’t. Thuggish looking baldheaded guy. I hate those types (me excepted of course).

My cousins have been awesome. We’ve been to approximately a billion different bars. I even had some ugly chick take my picture in one of them. I took her picture as well. She was much nicer looking when I was drinking beer.

I’m going to see if I can find on microfilm the edition of the San Angelo Standard Times where they printed the essay which won the contest for 10th graders in the city of San Angelo. The subject was the use and abuse of power. Speaking of which Leroy’s I’m not through with you yet. I’m taking my Leroy’s shirt to Dallas so Phelps can murder it with his arsenal. This is perhaps the most important part of my mission, due to arrive in Dallas on Wednesday.

I wish I could have brought my children. My cousin Ismael’s children remind me of them. I think they would get along famously. God willing I will bring mine next summer. San Angelo is becoming more diverse and cosmopolitan (or at least Red Book). In a couple years this place will even be liveable.

Most post and edit this, I’m running out of time at this public library terminal. Out.

9 Responses to “TEXAS!!!”

  1. Jenn says:

    I just wanted to be the first to comment so you could notice me.

    I hate heat. I’m glad some people don’t mind it, because it drives me freakin’ crazy! Like psycho bitch ‘n shit.

  2. Nice Rack says:

    Hey Phelps, how much are you willing to pay out of your own pocket?

  3. Phelps says:

    I’ll pay about tree-fiddy.

  4. Nice Rack says:

    $3.50 or $350.00? I’ll accept the latter.

  5. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    Mexi lives

  6. Phelps says:

    THREE DOLLARS AND FIDDY CENTS!

    (Jeez, don’t you know how this routine works?)

  7. Nice Rack says:

    I figured you were cheap, but I thought I would give you the benefit of the doubt (plus I was looking for more money). I’ll need a money order or certified check before I can e-mail you the requested boobies.

  8. Mexigogue says:

    Huh huh! Huh huh! She said “boobies”!

    Great times here. Going bar-hopping with my cousin tonight for my last night in San Angelo!

  9. Phelps says:

    How about paypal?