Tall Cold Glass of Phlegm!

Co-worker: So you’re gonna go meet up with people you know from the internet???

Mexi: Yup.

co-worker: Do you think that’s safe??

Mexi: Should be. They’re cool with me. . .. . . . .. . . . . . . . It helps that I told them I’m a 12-year old girl.

I haven’t heard from UNLV since we got the beers in a week ago today. He’s supposed to still be around but his blog has gone dead too. I can only presume he went up north on a fishing trip and got too close to the edge of the world and fell off. He will be missed. Everyone get the beers in. He would have wanted it that way.

The blog got a hit from Iran yesterday. The Shi’ites are coming for me. It must have something to do with my Ayatollah post. I expect to either come to power or be beheaded forthwith. Don’t worry HMT, I’ll throw horns for the pic if it’s the latter.

I’m taking my cue stick to Texas with me. I aim to pwn some n00bs with cowboy hats in San Angelo. I can’t wait to hear The Russ Martin Show as it’s actually broadcast in Dallas! This will be the first time I’ve gone out of state since Las Vegas in ’92. Unless you count the Jenny Jones show but that’s just Chicago, just a skip and a hop from here. And that was just an overnight. This time I’m gonna be gone about two weeks. I’m sure I’ve done something at some point in my life to deserve a break so I’m taking one. Until it comes I’m just marking time. And looking out for the Shi’ites. I’m ready for anything! Well anything but actual work. I’m trying to coast today.

13 Responses to “Tall Cold Glass of Phlegm!”

  1. HMT says:

    dude, don’t post my name in the same paragraph mentioning the crazy Iranians. I’m as good as dead now.

    But that’s ok, cuz then I can “RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE” (Altered Beast) and rock till the next millenium!

  2. Phelps says:

    So, are you Shiite, or Sunni, or is there like a non-denominational branch like the Christian churches where they sing generic hymns and pass out crackers and grape juice if you want them?

    And you should call in to the show when you are in town.

  3. Mexigogue says:

    I’m like, nothing lately. I mean I still believe in God and stuff. But after the whole raisin thing I’m beginning to doubt all the dogma. I’m not dying for two scoops of raisins.

  4. HMT says:

    I’m dying for two scoops of raisins.. but only if doled out by the sun, wearing sun glasses

  5. Mexigogue says:


  6. guy in the UNLV Jacket says:

    Pool tonight? I owe you for last week! How ’bout Gregories or the Green Door? The retarted Karaoke guy and the lack of women kind of bothered me at Auggies

  7. Mexigogue says:

    OMG!! He’s alive!!!!

    I’m gonna be on the south side so I’ll be at Auggie’s around 9:30 p.m. Swing by and if it’s dead we can go somewhere else. It’s been some nice looking chicks in there the past couple days. Either that or the beer was hollerin’ at me ha ha!! Bring your digital camera!!!

  8. Adrian says:



    What was it like over the edge of the world?

  9. Mexigogue says:

    I bet kind of like this.

  10. rae says:

    Mexi-rest up after UNLV’s visit. Bri and I will be in town around the 8th er so of September.

    You HAVE to call in to the show dude.

  11. Mexigogue says:

    Wow, I’ll see UNLV, Phelps, and then Rae all within a 30-day period! What have I done to deserve such a bounty (the quicker picker-upper)

    Oh yeah and I’ll try calling in to the show. That ought to be a hoot above all other hoots!

  12. Adrian says:

    I wish I lived in the States right about now…

  13. Phelps says:

    Hell, we are letting pretty much anyone in. Just say that you hate America and think that a bunch of Americans should be killed every once in a while, and you’re in like Flynn.