Stuff on My Nightstand Dresser

Phelps tagged me so now I have to say what stuff I have on my nightstand. After looking at the stuff he listed I began to feel kind of uneasy because I don’t have a nightstand proper. I have a chair at the foot of my bed that holds an electric fan and my alarm clock. It also holds a black thing that appears to have been a bannana peel about six months ago. Either that or it’s a dead bat. Whatever it is it ain’t movin’.

My dresser has more stuff on it (I’m doing this from memory because I forgot to look this morning). I have an old burned out candle, a bunch of karaoke cards with phone numbers and e-mail addresses written on them, a stick of deodorant, a different stick of RE-odorant for days I wanna be offensive, and a set of triple blade shaving cartridges that I’ll never use because I’m growing my hair out into an afro so as to win $1 from Lauri.

I would list all my books but none of them are on the dresser, they’re all on the bed (yes I sleep with them) or on the floor. My videotape of “The Others” isn’t on the dresser either but I thought I’d mention it because my daughter wants to watch it again this weekend. We love spooky movies.

I made my mom go with me to Sholty’s last night. There was a league player there with his own cue stick and I tied him 2-2. I don’t think he was too happy with it because he just got done telling me that he took MVP for the league one year. Yeah but you tied me 2-2 today. Then my mom hit the guy with a spinning backfist and said “Let’s bounce dawg!”

Just kidding. I don’t really have an old banna peel on my chair!

17 Responses to “Stuff on My Nightstand Dresser”

  1. Mexigogue says:

    I wish somebody would murder that Aruba chick’s mother so we can stop hearing about the murdered Aruba chick. She’s dead today, she was dead yesterday, she was dead the day before that. How in the f*ck is this still news anymore?? BORING!! BORING!! BORING!! GOD!!!

  2. HMT says:

    When you say you have the movie “the others,” you mean the hemaphroditic porn right?

  3. Linny says:

    Is that Aruba Chick on your nightstand?

    I am also “nightstand challenged” as I have a chair next to my bed but my alarm clock is NOT on it because I’d hit snooze over and over and over and over and over and over…

  4. I think that Aruba Chcick is under Mexi’s bed.

  5. mosborn says:

    and over…

  6. mosborn says:

    You know, I read you guys’ posts just about everyday, but I never post anything, ever. Is that weird? Do you guys all know each other?

  7. Phelps says:

    We know each other via internet comments.

  8. Phelps says:

    I wish my mom would stop beating people up. It’s kind of embarassing.

  9. Mexigogue says:

    I never did figure out who that guy is. If he’s a secret agent I’m going to have to swallow this cyanide pill I have attached to the back of my teeth. You guys will all have to swallow yours too.

    You guys do have cyanide pills, don’t you?

  10. Mexigogue says:

    Haha Phelps! It’s only embarassing when we’re getting beat up first and she has to come haul our coals out of the fire (so to speak).

  11. Nice Rack says:

    I went to Leroy’s last night to hang with Ken and Daffeny and held the table for an hour. Aaron was the man to take me off the table, but I almost table ran him. I got out of position on the eight-ball and had a scary cut shot. It made me feel better to almost kick his ass. You gotta come back soon Mexi, it’s not as much fun without you there.

  12. Linny says:

    I have an Ibuprophen tablet… will that work?

  13. I don’t know any of these losers

  14. Peggy says:

    This is too weird. I don’t have any books on the bed, but I have quite a few on the floor next to the bed. Over fifty. So, how many books total? Tell me some of the titles. How many of them have you already read? How many are there because you think you’ll re-read them ? I’m really interested. (I told you to consider the possibilities of attracting chicks intellectually.)

  15. Phelps says:

    I’ve got a bunch of books on my bed too, but they are mostly RPG books right now. I’ve got maybe 40 paperbacks on the head of the bed. My laptop is always on the bed in the morning, too, because I read a lot of eBooks now.

  16. Phelps says:

    Like, I’m reading The Diamond Age on my laptop right now.