The Fight, Remix Version

I was given a month off from Leroy’s for that fight. It’s unprecedented lenience. Every dude who has fought there before has been banned outright. I was actually expecting a one month ban so when Paulie said “one month” I was like wow, I was right!

More news, they said the other guy was bleeding when he left. I think that came from me trying to gouge his eye out. If Paul didn’t pull him off that’s probably exactly what was going to happen. The best part about it is that I would have then went up to the pool table and said “EYE-BALL in the side pocket!” and slam dunked it in to the enthusiastic cheers of the crowd. That chance is now forever lost and that joke is stuck in the realm of the hypothetical.

Actually Paulie said come back and talk to him in two weeks. He said he really wanted to give me a pass on this but he had to give me at least a nominal amount of time off. He said he’ll call it a month but will probably quash it before then.

People like me because of my gyrating hips!

17 Responses to “The Fight, Remix Version”

  1. Jenn says:

    I still think you should have hit him and ran.

    Thanks for ruining the fun. I was already making signs for the boycott. Damnit.

  2. HMT says:

    “Put em’ in a bodybag Johnny! A BODYBAG!!!”

  3. Phelps says:


    I read the first line in my aggro and thought, “month hell, he’ll be back in two weeks.” Then I read the whole thing and saw the “talk to me in two weeks” thing. FUCK. I could have made another brilliant prediction, and it was taken away from me.

  4. Mexigogue says:

    Yeah man, we be sagacious den a mufucka.

    So when I was told about the two weeks Paul said “You can go ahead and hang out tonight since you’re already here.” So then I was sitting there drinking and shooting pool thinking “Huh huh! Huh huh! I’m banned! Huh huh huh!”

  5. Phelps says:

    Daaaaaamn. So this was like when I was working at the record label, and one of the “executives” had lost his case, and he was all like, “damn, I got two years.”

    “When was that?”

    “Last week, motherfucker! I got to go to jail next month!”

    (He never said what he was convicted of, and I never asked.) It never occurred to me at 18 that you could schedule your jail term.

  6. Mexigogue says:

    No matter what I ever go to trial for at some point I’m gonna try sticking my hand in a glove and it’s not gonna fit and I’m gonna hold my hand up and show the jury.

  7. You had better be unbanned by Aug 5th…….

  8. Mexigogue says:

    I’m scared to play you. If I’m unbanned by then and you make me go there I’m gonna punch somebody right off the bat so they can ban me again. I’m shaking in my boots!

  9. Finally you admit your fear!!! You are on the road to recovery….

  10. rae says:

    That can’t ban you- your tab alone pays the electric bill every month.

  11. Moses from Detroit says:

    Now I missed all this stuff. I have been humping at work and have not had time to check the blog. I cannot believe you got in a fight at Leroy’s. Do I know who the asshole is? Mike the guy never saw you plant that back foot huh? NOOB!!! Everyone knows a punch is coming if you see a guy putting hiself in a aggressive balanced stance. He was probably thinking he was going to get off first too. See I would have been punched too!! I always retaliate after the punch that way I have free license to take the eyes right out your head. But I also got knocked the hell out a few times. LOL!!! I guess it’s all up to the person!!!

    You were right to punch the ass!!! Shit talking on the sideline during someone elses pool game is interference! Interference is not allowed in pool!

  12. Adrian says:

    I woulda paid money to see the whole “eyeball in the corner pocket” thing.

  13. Mexigogue says:

    Side pocket Adrian. To put it in the corner would have been gouche.

  14. Mexigogue says:

    And no he didn’t realize I was planting the back foot. With my hands raised it looked like I was saying chill. Stepping my right foot back looked like I was trying to create distance since he was crowding me. I don’t think he realized my hand was going forward until after he was hit.

  15. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    I always come with a left uppercut, followed by a right jab in situations like that. They never see the left coming. South Paws representin’ southsieeeeed!!!!

  16. Jenn says:

    G -ga -ga -ga, G U-nit!

  17. Phelps says:

    I always lead by stomping thier shin. No base, no retaliation. (Actually, I’ve haven’t been in a fight since grade school. But I’m going to keep doing that.)

    Plus, if I start to lose, I’ll shoot the other guy. (Which is why I don’t tend to get into fights.)