I’m Not a Hippie

I’m not a hippie. I don’t love everybody, hell I don’t even like most people. I don’t desire world peace and I’m not particularly disturbed when people I don’t know get shot. But I desire good will with all people who get on this blog because you’re all cool as hell. For the love of god, peace! I don’t make friends very often so I don’t want to lose any of them, or even have any avoid this blog. So if at all possible, please (as Bill and TEd would say) be excellent to each other. OR I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU!!!!! Thank you, drive thru!

60 Responses to “I’m Not a Hippie”

  1. Mexigogue says:

    Now I’m mad because I was trying to close that last blog when it got to 69 entries just to be funny but it ended at 70. Dammit!

  2. ipus says:

    Mike, can I scrub your stabbing comments? I want to start telling people that I’m going to stab them too. Like “you give me one more spreadsheet to do, I will stab you in the neck.. with my dull pencil..and it will hurt.. really bad…”

  3. Mexigogue says:

    I actually picked that line up from Monique. She used to threaten to stab me all the time, but always she was smiling so I think she was kidding. she was wicked and cruel. I wish she would call me.

  4. rae says:

    Unlike IPUS, I think Monique may have just been crazy enough to actually stab someone. She was probably smiling to throw you off. In fact, I am very surprised that she didn’t stab you ever- unless you are playing the role of an abused victim and covering the truth up- hence the wishing she would call comment. Hmmmmm.

  5. Mexigogue says:

    I’ve been stabbed before. this is funny. WITH THE KITCHEN KNIVES I HAD BOUGHT THIS CHICK FOR CHRISTMAS!!!! TRUE STORY!!!!
    (and they wonder why I don’t celebrate Christmas.)

  6. Cosmic Siren says:

    Mexi, you wuss. I was trying to apologize and make good with IPUS when you closed that other thread.

    Anyway, I think some of the problem is the people here don’t know me as well as you do and aren’t sure how to take me. I’m not sure how we can overcome this problem since I live too far away to hangout in real life.

    I supposed I could invite the rest of you to some of my websites. I don’t know if it will help, but I can’t think of anything else.

    Take your pick:

    Live Journal


    I usually send people here, but the server went “Boom” yesterday. It’s being fixed as we speak:

    Main personal site with samples of stuff:


    If you like science fiction or fantasy, I can put up those sites too. Or if you have been through a really bad marriage to a Narcissistic Personality Disorder, I might relent and post my two anonymous sites.

  7. rae says:

    If it had happened on Yom Kippur would you stop celebrating that too? HEHEHEHe

  8. ipus says:

    Well, somebody’s gotta ask Monique!! I need that threat!

  9. rae says:

    Cosmic- the really bad marriage to a narcissistic Personality Disorder may be one thing you, myself, and IPUS all have in common.

  10. Mexigogue says:

    I have a personality disorder. I’m a Cuban trapped in a Mexican’s body.

  11. Nice Rack says:

    I’m just going to say this Rae. No low blows, because I’m not like that. But don’t ever presume to know anything about my life or my career. Being a karaoke DJ is not my full-time job, it is something that I do for fun because I enjoy singing and I enjoy hearing talent. It may be a dive bar, but some of the best singers come in there. My life outside of that is something that you have no clue about, just as I would not presume to know about your life outside of what you have told me. I have never been rude to you, and I never planned on it. I could make comments, but I have no desire to upset Mike, plus I’m just not that type of person. So if you want to continue trying to belittle me, go right ahead. These guys know me very well, and they know that my life is about more than that. While I have never considered you a friend, I have always thought of you as an acquaintance that I have enjoyed talking to. Mike enjoys your company, and I have always tried to be nice to those that have been around him. It was easier to be nice to you because there seemed to be more than just the outward appearance with you. I guess your being nice to me was just a front, since I’ve become the subject of your scorn for working at Leroy’s.

  12. Cosmic Siren says:

    Well, here’s are the sites. If you want to comfirm my identity, just email me from there and put “Mexi’s Friend” on the subject line and I’ll send you a message back. (I’ve had some weird people try to impersonate me, so now when I give it out to people who know my real name, I tell them to do this.)

    Holding the Mirror

    Lady Fribble’s Journal

    And you guys will probably like this part of the site for its artwork:

    (Lots of female forms – some not really clothed.)

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  14. Mexigogue says:

    I did it to a big girl once. a REAL big girl. And it was in a little red sports car no less. Windows got all steamed up, I was almost asphyxiated. Hubcaps were barely holding on screaming NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    Heh heh! I’m just serious!

  15. rae says:

    You are only allowed one big girl in your life. Unless you get her to loose weight then she doesn’t count. You only had one right?

  16. Nice Rack says:

    There were no threats, I happen to be above that. Mexi, sorry man, but I’m done with this blog. I had second thoughts about coming back, and I know why now. Amanda, good luck to you. UNLV and D, I’ll miss chatting, you guys and Mexi were the main reason I came back. Unfortunately, things change and I’m just not up to the blog as it has become.

  17. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    Rack is back!!!!!!!!

  18. ipus says:

    Everything is groovy Cosmic!!! Aint no thang.

  19. Mexigogue says:

    Go get her and bring her back!!! A case of beer for whoever brings her back!

  20. Cosmic Siren says:


    Somehow I knew you were the cool type, IPUS.

    And Rack, don’t go.

  21. rae says:

    Mexi- don’t worry. I’m sure Rack will be back. She’s just displaying Histrionic behaviors. Kind of like those people who threaten to commit suicide and call people to tell them they are gonna do it and then never follow through with it.

  22. Mexigogue says:

    STOP IT!!!!!!!

  23. ipus says:

    How ’bout this.. my friend just IMed me and asked me why my blog is all about Bible Studies!! if you miss the b in blog you have this.. http://www.ipus.logspot.com/ Can I sue??

  24. Mexigogue says:

    If you sue a christian for his coat he’s supposed to give you his cloak too. Jesus said so.

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  26. Mexigogue says:

    I found it in the book of Matthew:

    5:38-42, “You have heard that it has been said, ‘An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth’: But I say to you, That you resist not evil: whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloak also. And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him two. Give to him that asks thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away.”

  27. rae says:

    Umm, you probably can’t sue but you can ask them to link your blog to theirs to get more traffic!! They would probably start a prayer group just for you and those who comment on your blog to be redeemed.

  28. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    Where is “D” to mediate these disputes? There are to many chicks on this blog with big boobs to be having drama!

  29. Mexigogue says:

    D had some issues to settle, I won’t say his bidness. I have noticed that too man. The average boob size of chicks on this blog exceeds the boob size of the average American female by. . . like 67%

  30. Mexigogue says:

    Somebody keeps hitting the blog from AOL. Identify yourself!!!!

  31. Cosmic Siren says:

    Not me. I’m using Cox.

  32. ipus says:

    Who on earth uses AOL anymore?

  33. Cosmic Siren says:

    I’m going to get my kids from school.

    Sheesh, tomorrow is going to be brutal. 10 hours of work and then 4 hours of school.

  34. Mexigogue says:

    I’m a terrible blog referee.

  35. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    No AOL here sukas!!!

  36. Cosmic Siren says:

    *hugs Mexi*

    You’re doing your best.

  37. Mexigogue says:

    I’d do better at mediating the occupied territories.

  38. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    I am working with a conspiracy theory nut this week…..ahhhhh!!! help

  39. Mexigogue says:

    Ask him if there really was a moon landing.

  40. Cosmic Siren says:

    And if he knows about the government wanting us to get hooked on brown sodas so we will be a nation of organ donors.

    (My mom’s creation after she found out that the brown dye in most sodas cuts dut on tissue rejection in transplant patients.)

  41. Mexigogue says:

    I like when they say “And you know the moon landing was a hoax because when they planted the flag, it’s clearly blowing in the wind. But there is no wind on the moon!!!!”

  42. Cosmic Siren says:


    I like the ones who claim the Earth is a flat disc and that all the expeditions to the South Pole didn’t go the routes they swear they did.

  43. Mexigogue says:

    yeah!! and I like when they try and say the holocaust really happened!

    (cricket, cricket cricket)

    (( wolf howling ))

  44. Cosmic Siren says:

    I’m going to have to sic the minions of the Romper Room Lady on you.

    And you thought that whirly-gig was just a silly prop…

  45. Cosmic Siren says:

    You know, “stabbing” can be an euphormism for sexual penatration.

  46. Mexigogue says:

    we’re set a record for blog comments in one day. 118 and counting.

  47. guy in the UNLV jacket says:


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  49. Mexigogue says:

    WAy to run up the score Bobby Bowden. And FYI, it’s 121.

  50. Cosmic Siren says:

    He just beat me by a fraction of a second :P~~

  51. Phelps says:

    This blog isn’t the Y&R. It’s the Big Lebowski.

    Mexi is Walter.
    Guy is the Dude.
    I’m either The Wanderer or The Big Lebowski (depending on how you see me)
    R and L are fighting over who gets to be Bunny
    Amanda is Maude (don’t be fatuous Jeffrey)
    That leaves D to be Donny.

    Shut the fuck up, Donny.

  52. Phelps says:

    And threatening to stab someone in the throat with a pencil isn’t credible. Threaten to stab them in the eye with a letter opener. I usually threaten to tear thier lungs out through thier asshole, just for effect.

    And how come every Mexican guy I’ve ever been friends with has been stabbed?

    Axel? Stabbed by a gang member.
    Rudy? Stabbed by wife.
    Javier? Stabbed by cousin.
    Mexi? Stabbed by wife.

    What is it with You People?

  53. Mexigogue says:

    Dammit now I have to see that.

  54. Ghandi for the "D" says:

    Hey what is going on in here. I leave for a day and everyone losses their damn mind. What was wrong with “Nice Rack” she is to damn sensitive. how the hell can you get so personal on a website that only friends read. Who gives a f–k what somebody thinks of you? I love myself. I think I am a good person. I am good to me. I love me. I hug me. I worship me. I think I have the good times with me. See if you internalize things life is good. I am the best pool player that I wake up with everyday. See it really works. I have a very nice bald head. I can piss farther than anyone. I can tie my shoe laces better than anyone I know. Shit I could get addicted to this.

    I have to drive the KZOO!! See YA!

  55. Phelps says:

    If you haven’t seen The Big Lebowski yet, you MUST see that movie. I would send you my copy, but you STILL HAVE MY BOOKS. And I can’t go for more than a month or so without watching the Dude and Walter.

  56. Mexigogue says:

    HAHA! Yes! I will send you the books, I’ve been meaning to. I will send them one week from today.