In the News

In Southern Florida some teacher named Mr. Garrison was arrested for selling an assault weapon to a known felon. I am shocked. There’s a teacher named Mr. Garrison??? Does he wear leather chaps? Does he want to get rid of all the Mexicans? What does Mr. Hat think?

I think if you’re the principle of a school and a Mr. Garrison applies for a job you have to just say no. That’s where they went wrong in the first place.

12 Responses to “In the News”

  1. Adrian says:

    I think it WAS Mr Hat that sold the assault rifle to the kid in the first place!

    He must have got tired of Cartman and Kyles antics in class. Damn puppet!

  2. Adrian says:

    I think it WAS Mr Hat that sold the assault rifle to the kid in the first place!

    He must have got tired of Cartman and Kyles antics in class. Damn puppet!

  3. Adrian says:

    Oops. I dunno why that posted twice.

    MR HAT!

  4. Jenn says:

    Mr. Garrison? Say swear to God? Swear to God? You member?!

  5. Jenn says:

    Mr. Garrison? Say swear to God? Swear to God? You member?!

  6. Jenn says:

    Mr. Garrison? Say swear to God? Swear to God? You member?!

  7. Jenn says:

    Well, I know why that posted three times, because the “post” button is being a douchebag.

  8. Adrian says:

    Feel my pain Jenn, feel my pain.

  9. Jenn says:

    For real! Mexi needs to get on it, fix this problem and show the internet whose the boss. Or, he could be a pansy and call us nOObs.

  10. Mexigogue says:

    I could have fixed your comments but I find it more important to just point and laugh!

  11. Phelps says:

    And besides, if anything gets fixed around here, I have to do it. (Mexi and Gary just have blog priviliges, not server righs.)

    And I find it entirely plausible that a Mr. Garrison would sell weapons to felons. Even sitting aside the obvious, could you imagine trying to teach a class with that name after South Park? I would be ready to kill the little bastards after 20 minutes, and I don’t have a name that is easy to make fun of.