Surfcontrol

Mexi has been busted off his own blog by Surfcontrol at his job. Apparently, they think this is a gambling blog. (There are a bunch of jokes rustling around in my head about that, but none of them are good so I’ll save you from them.) He sent me a post that he wanted me to put up for him, but I’m too much of an ass to cooperate. Let’s all just laugh at him in the comments instead.

Quit wasting my taxes on your blog! Oh, wait, I don’t pay Michigan taxes, and the money is better spent on the blog than counting cold sores anyways. Get back to blogging, you bum!

10 Responses to “Surfcontrol”

  1. Cosmic Siren says:

    Truly a disappointing development.

  2. TB says:

    Nothing brings down employee production quite like restriction from blogging.

    Someday management will realize this.

  3. rae says:

    Ha Ha Ha!! You got busted. Loser!! Ha Ha!

    Now what will you do-if you can’t blog that is-it’s not like you do any real work there besides collect the coffee money and make fun of co-workers.

  4. Mexigogue says:

    haha! That sucker can’t blog! n00b got P@WNED!!!

    hey wait. .

  5. R says:

    Fuck! I was going to say that you got pwn3d!!!

    OMG, I am such a n00b.

  6. Mexigogue says:

    Hehe! I got that one comment past SurfControl but then it kicked back in so I couldn’t even view it to see if it succeeded in getting through. Now I’m home and I see that it worked.

  7. I think we should start a petition to get Mexi back on the blog at work!!!!!!!!

    Free Mexi!

    Let my people go!

    The state is being racist!

    Blogging keeps morale high and work production high!

    Viva Mexi’s blog!

    He is the one that got most of us started!

    Viva tha Blog!

  8. Phelps says:

    Actually, I’m his blogdaddy, so that would make me your bloggrandaddy.

    I’m not sure how I feel about that.

  9. Mexigogue says:

    Awww Pa, just look at him! Isn’t he cute? He’s part yors!!

  10. Phelps says:

    Seen on alt.tasteless about Birkenstocks making men’s dress shoes and too good to pass up:

    “And the Tokyo? Holy shit, that’s a fucking slingback. For men. Say the word “kicky” while wearing those things and they’ll revoke your cock.”

    That’s almost as good as Black Eddie revoking Big Al Mac’s N-license for driving a Cooper Mini and wearing a bunny suit for Easter.