A man spit tobacco juice in Jane Fonda’s face. This kind of stuff is wrong when either side does it. I said it was wrong when when someone hit the conservative Patrick Buchanan with a pie and it is equally wrong when someone assaults Hanoi Jane like this.

An unprovoked physical attack does not become right depending on how much you hate someone. Nor is it less wrong due to the lightness of the object. For those who think that such an attack is a legitimate manifestation of free speech, they would have to also agree that dogs being sicced on civil rights marchers falls under the same category. Not the same thing you say? Would it suddenly become more right if the dogs in question were Chijuajuas? No. It would be more funny, but it wouldn’t be right.

People on both sides. Stop the violence. Or I will fuck you up.

20 Responses to “Wrong”

  1. guy in the UNLV Jacket says:

    I am with the tobacco spitter guy on this one. I know it’s wrong and he shouldn’t have done it. I am just happy to see one of those uppity celebrities finally got their cumupins! I think the moral of the story is that it is never to late to start chewing tobacco. MMMM good Skoal!!

  2. Mexigogue says:

    I’m with him if he says I realize it was illegal and unethical but I’m still happy I did it. Because our guys were over there getting shot and she was chillin’ with the enemy. That’s fucking evil.

  3. guy in the UNLV Jacket says:

    The best part of the story is that he ran away after he did it. Tat reminds me of this time in Flint me and Daryl were waiting outside to get into some ghetto after hours club in 5 degree weather. The bouncer at the door stopped letting people in and was trying to get an extra $10 to get the line moving. The guy turns around and Daryl hocks a big green loogie on the back of his head. Then turns around and srpints down the street. The guy turns around pissed and everybody in line is laughing at his fat ass. Another classic moment brought to you buy alcohol

  4. Mexigogue says:

    It’s almost too perfect that his last name is Motley!

  5. Phelps says:

    Yeah, I could actually stand with the guy’s act as civil disobedience if he hadn’t ran. If he had slapped a lung oyster in her face and then stood there and said, “c’mon, bitch, press charges” then he would have a cause.

  6. guy in the UNLV Jacket says:

    I remember this cat back in the day that was refusing to pay child support in a form of civil disobedience. Then he went to jail for a couple of days and that was the end of his protest

  7. mosborn says:

    I have a big fat spatty of skoal in right now, and I’m in the military, but I say that shit is fucking grizzoss. If someone spit tobacco spit in my face I would rip a new asshole in their chest, I don’t care if I was Jane Fonda or the pope.

  8. Mexigogue says:

    You could always grab the pope by the ankles and spin him around three times and let him fly and crash into Jane Fonda. I’ve always thought of that.

  9. mosborn says:

    Well, he’s dead now, so that could be a rather traumatic experience for her. But then again, that headline would definitely top “guy spits tobacco in Fonda’s face.”

  10. Mexigogue says:

    Mexigogue Spins Pope’s Corpse Around Three Times and Flings into Jane Fonda!

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  12. TB says:

    If more people listened to heavy metal and fucked chicks none of this would happen.

  13. Citizen Quasar says:

    Spitting in ANYONE’S face is immoral because it constitutes the initiation of physical aggression and is, therefore, NOT RIGHT. A juicy plug of tobacco just makes it worse.

    I was a kid during “Nam” and don’t understand why she was not tried and convicted for aiding and abetting the enemy for her actions during that “conflict.”

    She deserved to, at least, be bitch slapped back then but nobody ever did. America had its chance then and did NOTHING to her.

    It is too late now. That war is over. She is just another slut now and deserves the full protection of the law.

  14. Mexigogue says:

    UNLV how rational is it to nuke an entire populace based on the acts of a minority? I know all Persians look alike to you but that does not mean they are all collectively responsible for the acts of a few. When I got my black onyx gold ring stolen by a black guy I didn’t call for airstrikes on Lapeer street. Geez!

  15. Phelps says:

    I bet a MOAB or two would have helped that hood, though. “You bitches snatch one more chain and we’re fucking EVERYONE up!!!”

  16. guy in the UNLV Jacket says:

    First of all I am not after Persians! I am after tha Arabs. Second who care if we nuke them all now then we don;t have to worry about them tomorrow. Third if we believe like they do then it is all part of Allah’s plan for them to get nuked and go to paradise. Everybody is happy. The Arabs go to Paradise, We trun Irag into a parking lot and the Persians get lots of free parking and Gas goes back down to $.99 a gallon! Win win for everybody!!!!!!

  17. I would have pissed on the bitch! What she did was wrong and I know alot of families that lost many kids to that war. She made light of the situation!

  18. mosborn says:

    Iraq sucks, it’s hot and dry and it smells like diesel, feces, and bloated dead animals. Always. At least a parking lot would smell better.

  19. Phelps says:

    Uh… Guy? Iranians are mostly Persians. Iraqis are mostly Arabs. (With a lot of Persian thrown in.)

    Remember, the Arabs are the ones with ugly chicks, and the Persians are the ones with the smoking hot chicks.