Mexi on the Lamb

I must be getting popular. The police called me and said to stick around, I’m a person of interest!

No, just kidding. This blog is about this roast lamb I’m making. I poked holes into this lamb shoulder blade and jammed half cloves of garlic into it all around. Then I took like some corriander, cardamom, cumin, rosemary, black pepper, and salt and put it in a bowl and mixed it up. I added enough olive oil to turn that stuff into a paste and I smeared it all over the lamb. Now I stuck that sucker in the oven at a low temperature and after a while I’m going to have food. Better yet it’s pretty much gonna be all for me because no one else in my household eats lamb. Muhuhahahahaahaha!!! My nefarious plot to take over the world has begun!!!

12 Responses to “Mexi on the Lamb”

  1. Jill says:

    Ew. Just ew.

    People always think that pigs are the grossest smelliest farm animal, and it is totally sheep. I’ll spare all the details so you may enjoy your meal without any revolting thoughts rushing through your head when you take the first bite.

  2. Mexigogue says:

    Shit! I don’t care how revolting you think lamb is. I eat food I drop on the floor. And I don’t mean apples. I mean. . . like . . oatmeal! I’m a man, I can take it! So while I appreciate your girly-girl viewpoint, icky is not an issue with me.

    And pigs aren’t gross because of their lifestyle. They’re gross because they are made of pig. ‘Nuff said!

  3. Jill says:

    It’s not a girly girl viewpoint! Actually I don’t know any one who raises sheep and actually eats the stuff too..hmmm.

  4. Mexigogue says:

    Hey. If a guy is too squeamish to eat lamb I would call him girly-girl as well. I’m an equal opportunity sweeping generalist.

    And it was damn good lamb. What would you eat instead? Vegetables? FYI, those grow in the dirt. Or soil, shall I say. And that is fertized with. .. well. .. fertilizer. So I hardly can see splitting hairs on which food is grosser. It’s all carbon based and in the end we revert to dust anyway. You might as well eat well while you’re here. As Sgt. Fury used to say, “What do you wanna do? Live forever?”

  5. Phelps says:

    Pork is God’s gift to gentiles. The Jews get to be the Chosen People and have Jesus and Moses and all those cats, and we get bacon. You Muslims are out of your minds for passing on that one.

    For breakfast, I had some sausage and eggs. Purnell’s Old Folks Sausage. That shit is great. I like lamb too, but it isn’t a big seller here in Texas (you see more cabra than lamb) but I usually get it in a restaurant if I see it on the menu because it is exotic for me.

    Sumbitch. I googled it to make sure I wasn’t misremembering the name, and check out the URL for Purnell’s:

    That’s some funny shit.

  6. Jill says:

    Are you kidding me? I grew up on a farm/ranch and we primarily had beef cattle. I’m all about eating meat. Just no sheep. Or fish.

    What a lame saturday night. I’m arguing with somebody about how disgusting lamb is. Heh.

  7. Mexigogue says:

    You don’t eat fish????? What the hell is wrong with you?? How you are going to get your recommended daily allowance of mercury??? Shit! I eat so much fish I can tell you what the atmospheric pressure is at any given hour of the day!! And I haven’t looked at a barometer in years!!!!

    I’d have lamb in restaurants more if they cooked it like me. There is one Arab place here that makes it ok but they give such small portions that I want to call Donald Rumsfeld on them and make up some shit! Trouble is though they’d do a quick checkup on me and haul me in too for my blog comments. Jive turkeys!

  8. Jill says:

    I eat some fish. Most of it smells bad and makes me want to gag though (even shrimp). I know I”m weird.

  9. Mexigogue says:

    Don’t fret. The important thing is that you have big titties. And after all, isn’t that what really matters?

  10. Jill says:

    FINALLY! A guy who understands everything. And I thought there was no hope left for the male species…

  11. Phelps says:

    Did you know that the average fish has as much mercury in it as a rectal thermometer? Would YOU eat a rectal thermometer?

    Because I would.

  12. Phelps says:

    Oh, and do you want me to call in on the place for you? I have the right accent too.