In the News

Sunday’s protest by about 20,000 protesters in two cities in the southern Guangdong province followed Saturday’s angry demonstration at Japan’s embassy in Beijing.

About 10,000 Chinese surrounded Japan’s consulate in Guangzhou, capital of the Guangdong province, carrying anti-Japanese banners and Chinese flags while they sang, shouted and chanted. Several Japanese flags were burned.

Who else sees a humongous kung-fu showdown in the making? My money says the Chinese will be getting their asses kicked royally and will be on the brink of destruction when suddenly cousin Chen will break the vow to his mom to refrain from violence and will come in and fuck the Japs up. I’ve seen enough Bruce Lee movies to know how this will pan out.

In other action:

Japanese machine gunner: (TAT TAT TAT!! TAT TAT TAT!) HAHA! Got one!

Japanese #2: What are you doing?? That guy wasn’t Chinese! He was Japanese!

Japanese machine gunner: What’s the difference?


5 Responses to “In the News”

  1. guy in the UNLV Jacket says:

    you sir are a racist

  2. Mexigogue says:


  3. rae says:

    Then the Koreans will drop a bomb on all their asses.

  4. The "D" says:

    Now this would be one of the best action movies ever! Now the problem is in reality it will only last about 1 hour. Something like this!



    But the dialoge leading up to the big bang would be great. You better not say nothin about my momma! Fuck your momma! Everybody else did!!

    Classic shit I tell Yeah!

  5. Phelps says:

    In A.D. 2005
    War was beginning.
    China: What happen ?
    Korea: Somebody set up us the bomb.
    Japan: We get signal.
    Korea: What !
    China: Main screen turn on.
    China: It’s You !!
    Bush: How are you gentlemen !!
    Bush: All your base are belong to us.
    Bush: You are on the way to destruction.
    China: What you say !!
    Bush: You have no chance to survive make your time.
    Bush: HA HA HA HA ….
    Korea: Take off every ‘mig’ !!
    China: You know what you doing?
    Japan: Move ‘mig’.
    Korea: For great justice.