Karma

HAHA! The guy who beat me up in the fifth grade got life in prison!!! That’s what you get! Sucka!

Actually it’s not so much that he beat me up as it was the fight was just taking too long so I’m like let me go ahead and start crying then this will be over with. Then he walked away in disgust and I got to go home. So I outsmarted him. HA!

Hey, that’s a terrrible blog story. Maybe I should just not post it. Where’s the delete button?

23 Responses to “Karma”

  1. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    Better to have a bully that ends up in prison than a bully who runs a flower shop when he grows up

  2. Nice Rack says:

    Sure, congratulate D on first place on Monday’s, but don’t put a shout out to congratulate the team taking third place on Tuesdays. My feelings are bruised I think, especially after missing 2nd place by 6 damn points. Maybe I’ll break that guy out of prison and have him come beat your ass!

  3. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    3rd place is another way of saying second loser!!!!!!!

  4. Mexigogue says:

    I gave you fist bumps last night. You didn’t seem very happy about 3rd place so I wasn’t sure if I should mention it on the blog. CONGRATULATIONS!

  5. Phelps says:

    REEEESPEEEECT KNUUUUUCKLES!

  6. Nice Rack says:

    I am happy about 3rd, I was just disappointed in how we played last night, when we could have had second. I’m excited right now though, I just set up an interview with a chiropractic clinic for an insurance billing position. That would mean more money, which is awesome. It’s Friday morning in Okemos, so wish me luck.

  7. Mexigogue says:

    It wasn’t so much the knuckles. We were fighting on the hoop court and got tangled up and both fell down. Then I covered up my face (my face my face, my beautiful face!) and he got up and kicked me in the back. I want a rema– no I don’t.

  8. Nice Rack says:

    Hey, he’s kinda cute, how do I check out other inmates? Totally kidding, I’m not that hard up yet.

  9. Mexigogue says:

    PEOPLE WHO BEAT ME UP AREN’T CUTE!!! YOU COMMUNIST!!!

    (good luck on the job)

  10. Nice Rack says:

    I was just kidding Meximan, when have you ever known me to be attracted to criminals? Wait, don’t answer that

  11. Phelps says:

    I meant that the proper name for the fist bump is “Respect Knuckles”.

  12. Mexigogue says:

    Oh. I never knew it had a name.

  13. Phelps says:

    It’s even better is you sing it heavy metal style while you do it. REEEESPEEEECT KNUUUUUCKLES!

  14. Mexigogue says:

    Chicks like it when you one night stand them and walk them to the door in the morning and give them fist bumps.

  15. Phelps says:

    That’s better than calling the cops on them again, I guess.

  16. rae says:

    That reminds me of the time I kicked yer ass and you cried.

  17. Mexigogue says:

    False!

  18. R says:

    Pwned!!!!!!

  19. rae says:

    Okay then-I guess you want to admit that it wasn’t a cry but more of a sob. Muahahahahahaha.

  20. Jeremy says:

    Ha ha – you got beat up.

    So what if you get the last laugh? 😛

  21. Mexigogue says:

    It built character.

  22. Jeremy says:

    Heh, if that were the case, I’d be frickin’ Eisenhower by now.

  23. TB says:

    HAHAHA..

    That’s a fucken AWESOME story, you kiddin me!??

    makes me wanna check the San Diego County Whore Office to see where all those chicks who wouldn’t put out now find themselves..