I’m a Killing Machine


I play America’s Army using the ventrillo with my headphones like this. Don’t I look fearsome? Arrr! Ok TB, rate my brain!

24 Responses to “I’m a Killing Machine”

  1. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    What’s with the chin pubes?

  2. Mexigogue says:

    Scott Tenorman tricked me into buying his pubes and then he wouldn’t buy them back so I tried to disguise myself by gluing them to my chin to make a goatee. Jackass!

  3. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    I told you to stay away from that Scott Tenorman kid he is nothing but trouble!!!

  4. R says:

    You should have taken the picture with you making a fierce triumphant face and yelling into the mike that “Noob just got OWNED!’

  5. Mexigogue says:

    I was too busy taking my own picture. My left arm was extended holding the camera aiming at me. I just cropped the arm out of the picture. Looks almost natural huh?

  6. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    That is taking it way way to far. I’ts a freaking game for Jebus’ sake

  7. Phelps says:

    You look more like you are on Star Search. And I thought you were supposed to be a Love Machine, not a killing machine. (Damnit, that isn’t as funny without the accent.)

  8. Nice Rack says:

    I’ve been around when Meximan and his American Army cohort are playing that game. Not even a nice rack pulls their attention from the computer screen. I’ve sat over there and watched girly movies while they kill people online. The cohort even comes to the bar with the back of his hair flattened down from having his headset on too long. These boys are way too serious about this stuff.

  9. Phelps says:

    Hell, you think that is bad, you should see me in my paintball gear. BDUs, Boonie Hat, Mask, marker, pack (reloads), camelback, hiking boots, neck protection, squeegie, sunglasses, radio, earpiece, gloves. Hell, I’m sure there is more to it that I can’t remember.

  10. Mexigogue says:

    Rack, I play that game so close I forget to eat. And nothing but online spades has ever made me do that.

    Haha! Paintball. Never tried it but I saw all the gear at this store once. I was like what the hell? But it looked cool.

  11. Phelps says:

    Paintball is hella fun, hella expensive and hella addicting. I haven’t played in over six months, and just don’t have the time to do it right now, but I still end up going from paintball website to website. (The granddaddy, warpig.com, is still my favorite.)

  12. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    20 hours ’til Las Vegas tic…tic…tic…tic……

  13. Mexigogue says:

    Come onnnn Terry Schiavo! die! die! die! die!
    (nothing against her, I’d just like to get back to my regularly scheduled programming)

  14. god says:

    You guys see I have your Pope on a feeding tube now…Buaaaahhhhhaaaahhhaaa

  15. Mexigogue says:

    I believe they were using strings to make him wave his hand the other day. Pope on a rope.

  16. guy in the UNLV Jacket says:

    pope needs to give up and retire…

  17. Phelps says:

    I heard that news today, and thought, “we can rebuild him, make him faster, stronger, holier. We’ll make him… ROBO-POPE.” He loves God and hates sinners, he’s ROBO-POPE. You are violation of Romans I, heathen! Pray to your filthy idol and prepare to meet him, biatch!

  18. Mexigogue says:

    HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA!!! That’s why I love the comments section better than the original postings. . . you never know where it’s gonna go!

  19. Phelps says:

    “Yup, this is our JP2 model here at RPI, one of our ‘classic’ models. Built on a Polish frame, Italian craftmanship, targetting system coded by Franciscans in Silicon Valley. Has two drone UAVs to provide “God’s-Eye” situational awareness, integrated “Breath of Yaweh” VX missile system, “Gabriel’s Horn” sonic disruptors, and the “Michael’s Flaming Sword” close combat defense system. This here is our premier model, and if you get one now, we’ll give you 25% discount when the PR1 model comes out.”

  20. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    I can hear that sweet bionic music playing when the Pope gives Holy communion or blesses a grocery store or something!

  21. Phelps says:

    DocsOnJocks.com… oh man, I’m dying here. I can hardly type.

  22. Mexigogue says:

    virtual hat compliments of Guy in the UNLV Jacket.