Homosexual Pig-Fucking Spammers

I don’t want trackbacks for Texas Holdem on the blog. I don’t want links to bestiality sites. You spammers need to quit because you suck and when you die and meet Jesus he’s going to stab you in the eye with a stick and rip your nuts off! Spammers are the bastard love children of Jehovah’s Witnesses getting double penetrated by Amway representatives and long distance service telemarketers.

How could you look yourself in the mirror if that were your profession? How could you in good conscience cash your check and feed your kids with that money knowing where it came from? Better to make your money on your knees in the bathroom at the Greyhound bus station. At least then you’re getting paid for giving people something they want.

Somebody needs to come up with a web site where you can suggest web sites that should be hacked because they engage in spamming. Then all the web site hackers in the world can read the page and proceed to hacking the fucking spammers. They couldn’t pin you down for soliciting a crime if you just called the site “web sites we hate” and let people just post away. There is an idea whose time has come.

22 Responses to “Homosexual Pig-Fucking Spammers”

  1. s says:

    Here you go, my fine-feathered friend…

    http://www.openbsd.org/spamd/

    That’s a lot of sites to h4ck…you might want to like write a worm, or gain control of some large botnet or something uber l337 like that 😉

  2. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    I read an article yesterday that 10% of all people have bought something from a spam email. You should go after all the retards that open and respond to spam. They are the ones that make it a profitable and viable source of revenue. Idiots!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!!

  3. Mexigogue says:

    That’s a great service! I was thinking more like find the guys who actually send the spam, find out where they live, tie an advertisement around a brick and throw it through their fucking window!

  4. Phelps says:

    To quote the Buffoon, “I’d like to piss in that guy’s fucking gas tank!”

  5. Nice Rack says:

    Explain how I get 20 spam e-mails a day about refinancing my house in Okemos, when I don’t now, nor have I ever, owned a house and I haven’t lived in Okemos for about 4 years. It amazes me. Hey Mexi, know any job openings with the State, I need more money.

  6. Mexigogue says:

    I never know about the job postings. If I hear about one I’ll let you know.

    My kids are gonna be all twisted religion-wise. I told them that when Cain killed Abel God was looking down from Heaven and said “LOL, he got n00bed!”

  7. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    I think Omars is hiring…Good $$$ there

  8. Nice Rack says:

    I don’t think I could dance naked, but thanks for the idea UNLV. Plus, don’t you have to have huge titties and an ass to make good money? Or at least 1 out of 2?

  9. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    Nope you just gotta look goog in a g-string….Mmmmmm g-strings

  10. Nice Rack says:

    I’m not sure if I qualify for that part, I’ve never had any complaints yet.

  11. Nate says:

    Lauri is great! I love her almost as much as I love drugs. Ahhhh, my precious drugs!!!

  12. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    But do you love her as much as you love platform shoes?

  13. Nice Rack says:

    He doesn’t love me anymore, now he tells every guy that he sees me talking to that I’m a psychotic bitch. Isn’t that the pot calling the kettle black, cuz I never knew anyone more psychotic than him?

  14. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    So are you saying that you are psychotic, just not a psychotic as nate?

  15. Nice Rack says:

    Every female has her moments, no I’m not psychotic, but I do get moody and bitchy every once in a while. I would never run around telling people bullshit, just so that my ex has no chance with another person. Though, so far, not one guy has believed it, cuz they know Nate is truly psychotic. I could tell you some stories UNLV

  16. Mexigogue says:

    Don’t tell stories about Nate. Tell stories about me! Like the time I replaced that blind guy’s cane with a serpent. That was awesome!

  17. Nice Rack says:

    I don’t remember that one, I do remember one night you got really drunk, and you kept petting my arm, and saying good Lauri. Then there are the numerous nights that I had to take your coat home, because you got too drunk to remember that you wore one in. Hmm, should I go on?

  18. Mexigogue says:

    I didn’t say good Lauri. I said “Niiiiice Lauri.”

  19. Nice Rack says:

    You have said good lauri a few times, along with other things that tend to run towards the obscene. It’s all in good fun though. There was that one night, when I got really drunk and kicked your a** on the pool table 5 games in a row. That was a good one.

  20. Mexigogue says:

    I only say obscene things because I have profound respect for your jigglies.

  21. Nice slide-by!!!

    Amen! An idea whose time has come!! Amen AGAIN!!