Rite of Passage

It appears that I’m going to be accepted in the American Army Angels of Death (AOD) clan. Something sounds very wrong about me joining “the clan” but it’s not “The Klan” and there’s already a black dude from Chicago in the group so I guess it’s ok. Last I heard they had voted me in unanimously so far.

On the downside I’m probably gonna die from the worst cold in history. I woke up and had to call in sick to work. I blew my nose and about two pounds of liquified pure evil came out. Luckily I enough evil reserves to keep me going halfway to the next millenium.

I lost $50 on a pool game yesterday. Then I ran it back and won $50 so I ended up even. That was fun but I don’t think I’m going to do that again any time soon. Nice adreneline rush though.

Now to take a steamy shower for about 20 minutes and maybe I’ll be able to breathe again. If I sneeze again I’m probably gonna project about 10 lbs of yellow and I’d rather not do that at my computer.


8 Responses to “Rite of Passage”

  1. Cosmic Siren says:

    Oh yeah. You’re talking about a game. Was confused for a moment.

    Clan, eh? What type of plaid do you use for your kilts? 😉

  2. Phelps says:

    You should run for Grand Dragon of the clan.

  3. The "D" says:

    Okay now I am going to have to learn to play this game. I don’t like being left out. Hope you get better buddy.

  4. Cosmic Siren says:

    Made you a plaid, Mexi, over at my blog. Now I’m going to lay down because I have a headache that is making me nauseous.

  5. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    Snot is cool

  6. Mexigogue says:

    I’m taking all kinds of medication. Some alka seltzer cold, sudafed sinus headache, King Vitamin supplement, Vagisil to brush my teeth. Oh yeah, I’ll be au-ight!


  7. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    Have you tried Flintstones Daily vitamins? The ones that look like Barney rubble can actually cure the common cold, prostate cancer and make your erections last longer

  8. rae says:

    Me sick too. No likey. Me go nite nite now.