I rode to Brighton with my co-worker Kelley for a meeting today. This is a picture of the back of her head. Isn’t she just beautiful? Pantene hair! Wow. This view completely takes my mind off the fact that she has a baby arm growing out of her face. No, not really. I couldn’t show her face because I don’t think she wants to appear on the blog. She reads it but never posts. A lurker. How eerie!

At the meeting someone asked her why she doesn’t celebrate Christmas. She said that the roots of the Christmas traditions come from pagan rituals and that December 25 was co-opted from the birthday of a pagan god. I said ‘The sun god, Mithra.’ Then we tag teamed for the rest of the conversation talking about the Easter eggs being fertility symbols and she gave me a high five at the end. The other person was like ‘I have no idea what you two are talking about’ and went away. Hoo yah! Put that in your Pipe and smoke it St. Nick!

Funny true story: Back in 2002 Rachael told me they finally had found a buyer for their house. She was all glad and proud. Then I went to work and Kelley tells me hey we’re about to close on a house. I checked into it. Yep, same people, same house. Small freaking world! HAHA!

37 Responses to “Kelley”

  1. thuperman says:

    Go get her, big guy.

  2. TB says:

    kelley spelt with an “ey” at the end. That eer’ey’ if I say so…

    I hate kenny chesney, and I’m sure he’s indifferent to Kell’ey’

  3. Mexigogue says:

    There, I did it. I closed the comments on “Please Take My Money. . .” when it got to 69. I’ve always wanted to do that.

    Secondly as for Aiden wondering what gives on his being blocked, I’ve blocked friends for lesser offenses than his. The only reason I didn’t remove him myself (from even, that is so classic) is because I didn’t want him to go off saying “Wow I was so logical and so right they were ascared to debate me! I rock!” No. Debate is fun. One topic harping is tiresome.

    Hey, what am I doing up this early? Oh yeah. Couldn’t sleep. Time for yahoo pool before work!

  4. Aidan is intelligent but he does not need to keep hitting us with the same topic over and over and over. Okay your proud good for you. Now be gone!

  5. Mexigogue says:

    I just found out I have to be at the annual HIV/AIDS-STD conference in Ypsilanti for the next couple of days. Overnight two nights, hotel, blah blah. Ok, actually I didn’t just find out. I’ve known for a while but it fell out of my mind.

    The point is we’re leaving about 3 p.m. and I’ll have no blog or no Leroy’s until Friday night. DAMMIT!!!

    (I’m gonna have a notepad and be writing things to blog about. but it won’t be the same without the interaction)

  6. Find a pool table out there and go to work!!! This is what you trained for young Jedi!!

  7. thuperman says:

    >Secondly as for Aiden wondering what gives on his
    >being blocked, I’ve blocked friends for lesser
    >offenses than his.

    It’s OK, he’s not that worried about it. 🙂

  8. thuperman says:

    thuperman would like to remind you, Dec. 1 is World Aids Day. Don’t forget to buy your red ribbons!

  9. Phelps says:

    Aidan broke the cardinal rule — he got boring. I’ll put up with a lot of shit as long as it is entertaining to someone, but it had gotten to where he was only entertaining to himself, and he can entertain himself in his own bathroom, not my domain.

  10. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    I’m going to miss everybody’s favorite gay marriage booster. What will we do now? Quick somebody say something stupid so that we can argue!!!

  11. Mexigogue says:

    Of course you do know, Ghandi, that I’m taking my cue stick. Last time we went for the conference we went off site for a pool table. The year before that there was one in the hotel bar. Wherever I have to go, I will go. It won’t be like shooting against you sharks though. $2 might keep me on the table all night. HAHA!

  12. rae says:

    Does Kelley like my old house? I miss the wall to wall brick fireplace the most. **sigh**

  13. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    Fireplaces were created by the ancients to opress homosexuals and Minorities!!! Ras you are a homophobic racist for owning a house with a fire place

  14. rae says:

    UNLV- don’t tell my boyfriend I’m a racist cause he’s black!!

  15. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt

  16. Kelley says:

    First, to Rachel, the house has had additions built on and walls knocked out. Totally different now.

    Second, I have no arm growing out the side of my head, although we did discuss that on our road trip. But we also talked about stupid people (and we have a lot in this joint) that can’t read non verbal communication. Like for example, good old Bob, he’s been mentioned before. He’s the kind of person that makes you feel sick and dirty all at once. Yuck. He’s like 80 years old, fat and all he wants to talk about is sex. And nobody wants to talk about that with him.

  17. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    Bob is my main man!!!!

  18. rae says:

    Kelley- I’d love to see pictures!! I’m sure you guys did a good job with it- I always thought that house had potential and if my ex-husband hadn’t been a drunken assmonkey we would have made a few changes ourselves!! LMAO Glad to see Mikey brought you out of your shell to comment. 🙂

  19. Kelley is in the house!! Mike you will be getting 10,000 hits a day anytime now.

  20. Phelps says:

    He’s already got that from you four monkeys. He should hit 12K now.

  21. LMAO!!!

    Phelps I read your blog all the time and you cover some deep stuff. If you look at most of the hits on Mexi’s blog most of the time we just slamming something or someone. Hey by the way I am glad that Aidan dude is gone.

  22. Phelps says:

    The stats for the domain are all comingled (if someone knows an analysis tool that will seperate them out, I would like to know) but I thought it would be interesting to you guys to see the top 20 search strings for Dec (this is just for today:)

    Top 20 of 70 Total Search Strings
    # Hits Search String
    1 11 12.22% mexigogue
    2 4 4.44% smoking bans
    3 3 3.33% mcdonalds
    4 3 3.33% paintballers
    5 2 2.22% emenim
    6 2 2.22% how could wwii have been avoided
    7 2 2.22% pro wrestler
    8 1 1.11% bad coffee lately
    9 1 1.11% big lebowski is love livejournal
    10 1 1.11% breaking-even in economics
    11 1 1.11% briton dna
    12 1 1.11% bruce lee quote finger pointing away to the moon
    13 1 1.11% buy germany jacobins
    14 1 1.11% chief bolton
    15 1 1.11% church pimps
    16 1 1.11% cigarette prohibition
    17 1 1.11% country music and patriotism
    18 1 1.11% democracy only works until
    19 1 1.11% dover locos
    20 1 1.11% download of blame canada song

  23. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    sounds like the Aussies are just as bad as Texans

  24. Interesting!

    I want to find out where that church pimps are dicussed.

    Yeah those Aussies are something else.

  25. UNLV I read about the relationship between the two sides way back in the day. It was just as bad in Australia as it was in America. They have very poor race relations that go deep. Just as bad as Israel and palestine.

    But you know this dragging incident is going to really take things to a higher level. In Detroit if this happened I would be afraid for a innocent person caught by the wrong crowd. That’s why racism is so sick. It can cause a sane good person to comepletely lose it. Think if this was your brother that it happened too! I am not strong enough to turn the other cheek. I would stalk the house and catch one or all of the sons for payback. Detroit mentally says that you grab anyone related to them in the house and exact a toll.

    Sad I know but there are people living like this. Another name for this is (GANGS)

  26. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    Mob Mentality is a Mutha

  27. Phelps says:

    In defense of Texas, the guys who drug the old man to death in Jasper were all Aryan Brotherhood, and that prison gang sprung up Cali, not here — and it wasn’t just any Texans — it was three ex-cons, professional criminals. Deep East Texas is about the only place in the state that could happen, even then.

  28. Phelps says:

    Ran across this — reading this guy must give Aidan fits.

  29. thuperman says:

    >Aidan broke the cardinal rule — he got boring.
    >I’ll put up with a lot of shit as long as it is
    >entertaining to someone, but it had gotten to
    >where he was only entertaining to himself, and he
    >can entertain himself in his own bathroom, not my

    Something tells me Aidan would like to entertain you, Phelpsie, in his own bathroom, or better yet bedroom.

  30. thuperman says:

    > sounds like the Aussies are just as bad as Texans

    there are two australias — the socially liberal-minded, multicultural, more or less tolerant coastal cities (melbourne, sydney, etc.) VERSUS the inner (outback) Australia, farmland areas, and also some large areas of slightly inland suburbia – populated by socially conservative, Howard voting racist morons.

  31. thuperman says:

    >sounds like the Aussies are just as bad as Texans

    that town is 300 km from Brisbane according to the article. It’s not exactly the heart of civilization.

  32. thuperman says:

    >Ran across this — reading this guy must give
    >Aidan fits.

    He tries not to read it. 🙂

  33. Mexi what’s up with the delayed post. Now I am off the rest of the day I will not be viewing the blog. Come on Dawg I need your comments on a daily basis. Your the one that got me hooked on this thing.

  34. Mexigogue says:

    I’m in watchacawl. . . um. . . Ypsilanti. This is my 10 minutes of free internet use. I won’t have access the rest of the day because I’ll be damned if I pay $7.50 per five minutes hereafter.

  35. Phelps says:

    You need to do like, three minutes of real work for your job, and then charge the rest back to the company. No, wait, you work for the state. QUIT STEALING FROM ME! Unless you are funded 100% from Michigan and not Federally, in which case steal away.