Things On My Desk

I’ve been waiting all night to come to the office and take these pictures. Lest you think the title of this blog is not important enough to warrant your clicks, I tell you otherwise. The pictures of these things on my desk tell the whole story of who I am with no words required. In the distant future these pictures might be used as artifacts in a history book about our civilization which will be ancient by then.

The first is a shot of a sketch I made during a meeting. This isn’t just any doodle though. I was actually coming up with ideas for symbols to put on my flag when I start my own nation. None of these trite and true ideas that hardly raise an eyebrow. I wanted something that would make other countries stop and recognize. I made one doodle into the basis for my national flag. The flag idea is here.

This second page combines two pictures. One is my coffee cup that I bought at an Islamic store in Dearborn back in 1998. You will note that the handle has smashed off but the coffee cup lives on and I refuse to replace it as it has resilience and character. People have given me new ones which I store way never to be seen again. You can have my Islamic coffee cup when you pry it from my cold dead fingers. Don’t forget to scroll down to see the action figure I’ve had on my desk since 1995 or so.

The coffee cup and action figure are here.

That is all for now.

29 Responses to “Things On My Desk”

  1. Cosmic Siren says:

    That action figure was disturbing and I’m not even Catholic.

    Has anyone tried to get you another Islamic coffee cup – or are they just missing that part of the equation.

  2. Mexigogue says:

    They gave me a thank you coffee cup and a Merry Christmas one. What the living hell??? I would eat coffee ground straight out of the bag before I used a Merry Christmas coffee cup! And it’s not a religious objection either, I’m just not that damn cheery!

    I wish I had one that said GO AWAY STUPID!!!! I would use the hell out of that one.

  3. Mexigogue says:

    OK I finally settled on my flag. Click the first link and you’ll see what it is now. Now I’m ready to start my country.

  4. Cosmic Siren says:

    Lovely. *adds to the list of nations to overthrow*

    I think they thought they could lighten your mood if you had a cheerful cup.

  5. ipus says:

    I don’t think the ladies will be flocking to your new country.. You might want to think of a diffrent strategy

  6. rae says:

    I want to be your intern!!

  7. Phelps says:

    Coffee cups aren’t supposed to lighten moods. They are supposed to hold tasty beverages and strike terror in the hearts of your enemy.

  8. Mexigogue says:

    Since my coffee handle is broke off I have to carry it holding the hot coffee cup itself. When the minions at work smell my burning flesh and they see that I don’t bat an eye, they leave me ‘lone.

    And ipus, if being misogynist prevented dudes from getting chicks, then explain Howard Stern?

    Huh? Huh???

  9. ipus says:

    Howard Stern is rich. are you?

  10. ipus says:

    so how ya like me now! boooyah!

  11. Mexigogue says:

    I’ve never been rich and I’ve managed to score here and there. I imagine that Stern would get some too even if he wasn’t wealthy. Your logic doesn’t apply to this situation.

  12. Mexigogue says:

    And who said I EVER like you? Right back!

  13. rae says:

    Mikey- you sure ain’t no Howard Stern.

  14. ipus says:

    I guess the sun shines on every dogs ass now and again..

    hahahahaha
    You know you’re my number one fan.. don’t hide it.

  15. Mexigogue says:

    I didn’t say I’m Howard Stern. I said misogynists can still get bitches.

  16. rae says:

    Biches and hoes- but not women.

  17. Mexigogue says:

    What’s the difference?

  18. rae says:

    Unfortunately my friend- you will never know.

  19. ipus says:

    aaaight y’all.. I’m off for the Tgivin’ holiday. Everyone be well and have a nice day off.

  20. Phelps says:

    How does the INS in your new country handle things? And will I be able to keep my guns to plot your overthrow once I’m in?

  21. Cosmic Siren says:

    Mike, what TYPE of honeys do you get?

    Think about it, dude. With an attitude like that, the only wymmyn you’re going to get are the psycho-self-hating kind. And it’s only a short skip from self-hating to you-hating.

    The next time you talk about getting involved with a psycho-bitch, I’m going to point you back to here. You only get what you advertise for.

  22. Mexigogue says:

    Geez Cosmic. You’re taking all the fun out of this. I don’t really refer to women as bitches, I just wanted a cool flag for my country. At any rate, the flag stays!

  23. Jeana says:

    You wanna fued muthafucka? Then we’s a feuding!!

  24. Mexigogue says:

    That would be the ghettoest chick I’ve ever kicked it with.

  25. guy in the UNLV Jacket says:

    I’ve never known Mexi to hang out with crazy women, excpet for this one time. Then there was the other time but that wasn’t his fault. Then a couple of months later he had a few more crazies. He chilled for a while then a couple of months later he was banging a one eyed mute chick he met at the school for the blind. Then he chilled for a while and hung out with some hot real estate chick that had her shit togethe. Then after that there were three more crazies followed up Monique…..After Monique they all seem sane

  26. Mexigogue says:

    I knew you’d have my back!

    You inadvertently left out a few other crazies you didn’t know about. But those were anamolies.

  27. rae says:

    UNLV-So only one chick had her shit together? You need to smack him around and hook him up with some more chicks like that.

    Mikey- what were you thinking letting that one go? You didn’t do her just cause you were drunk I hope. I mean- she was hot too? Wow.

  28. Aidan says:

    >You didn’t do her just cause you were drunk I
    >hope. I mean- she was hot too?

    Sounds to me like Mexi was wearing his ‘beer goggles’. Oh well.

    ‘”Without fail, drunken men rated girls several grades up the ladder in comparison with men who had graded the same pictures but had not been drinking,” Mittermair said.’

    http://www.realbeer.com/news/articles/news-001755.php

    http://www.realbeer.com/news/articles/news-002035.php

  29. TB says:

    you’re company uses the same phone as mine.

    how special.