Mexigogue Takes Walt Frazier Off the Dribble!

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83 Responses to “Mexigogue Takes Walt Frazier Off the Dribble!”

  1. Cosmic Siren says:

    Angelfire won’t let me see.

  2. TB says:

    but where’s the white trash jumpin onto the court to impede yer drive?

  3. mexigogue says:

    This game was against the 1970s NBA all stars and it was their home court. There was no three point line so I presume it was a 1970s crowd and fans didn’t do that ignorant shit back then.

  4. Aidan says:

    Who is Walt Frazier?

  5. rae says:

    One freaking week- that’s all I want- one freaking week without dealing with “this guy”. Geez- it’s like the extrememly annoying little brother that just won’t go away no matter how many swirlies you give him.

  6. mexigogue says:

    Who is Walt Frazier?

    One of the NBA greats and defensive specialist who played for the Knicks and the Cavaliers. He retired in 1980 but then returned in 2004 becuase he thought he could play defense on the Mexigogue. He was wrong.

  7. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    And Catholics wonder why everybody thinks they are crazy…

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4034787.stm

  8. thuperman says:

    Not only was Walt “Clyde” Frazier was one of the great NBA point guards of all time he was also the greatest gay basher of the late 20th century. He used to go they gay bath houses in New Your city and get mid-evil on the residents. One time he beat 16 homos with a stick the other time he lept into the Madison Square Garden crowd and killed a home for throwing a dring at him….Man those were the days when a guy could kill a fag with no repercussions or media attention

  9. Escalatario says:

    You again!! (shaking fist)

  10. Phelps says:

    It can’t be the 1970’s All Stars home court. No disco ball.

  11. Escalatario says:

    You mean the red white and blue basketball? That was just in the ABA. The NBA had the regular one.

  12. Mexigogue says:

    Rachael, why are you being a free speech hating censor on your blog? I certainly would never delete comments.

  13. TB says:

    “And Catholics wonder why everybody thinks they are crazy…”

    I really don’t wonder why people think we’re crazy…if you didn’t grow up with it, it is simply ridiculous from afar.

  14. Mexigogue says:

    You don’t actually go to church do you? I have a very strong belief in God. But I don’t like going to any services, praying, paying the poor tax, fasting, avoiding bad stuff, etc., etc.

    I don’t eat any pork though. Maybe I can bribe God with that.

  15. Phelps says:

    It was my comment, she explained why in email, and I’m cool with it. If I wasn’t, I would call her out on my blog like this fool.

  16. Mexigogue says:

    Yeah. I was just trying to be ironic since I’ve deleted Rae’s comments before. Sometimes when I get bored I throw rocks at bees nests.

  17. Phelps says:

    “I hollered for him,” she said, gesturing to her husband, Greg. “It scared me at first.”

    The Virgin Mary scares me too. Imagine if you were Joseph. You just got married, you hadn’t even hit it, and she’s already pregnant?!? I mean, damn! Imagine how many kids she’s gonna have when you start boning her. Joesph had to be thinking, “damn woman, I’m a carpenter, not a money changer! How am I gonna feed all of God’s kids?” I bet that is why Jesus was the only son of God. Joseph told Mary that if she let God knock her up again, he was gonna beat her ass and turn her out on the street.

  18. Mexigogue says:

    Insightful exegesis. Mary did have other kids though. The New Testement makes makes reference to Jesus talking to the brothers. Unless that just means black dudes. I’m kind of hazy on that point.

  19. rae says:

    Thanks for understanding Phelpsie- you know I love ya.

    As for you Mikey- lick my balls!!

  20. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    Good point! Think about it. You get married your wife tells you no pussy. She comes up pregnant and says it’s God’s baby. Yeah right! Who here would be cool with that? I sure as hell wouldn’t!!! How do you splain that to the fellas? Yeah dog you know that light that shines into my hut at night, well you see that’s God banging my wife….

  21. Phelps says:

    The bible is really hazy on that. I mean, it talks about how Jesus looked, and it sounds like a black dude. And they talk about turning water into wine and feeding a bunch of people with just a little bit of food, which sounds like a Mexican. Then they talk about him wearing sandals, and that sounds like White Trash in flip-flops. He went out fishing with Peter and the posse, and that sounds like a hillbilly. Jesus was a complex dude.

    And yeah, Jesus had brothers and sisters, but they were all Joseph’s kids. If God knocked my woman up, I would be figuring out how to cut him.

  22. Mexigogue says:

    Unless you recently had some attached I can attest for a fact that you don’t have balls. You’re nasty!

  23. rae says:

    How would YOU know- you were drunk. mwahhahahahaha!!

  24. Mexigogue says:

    Today on Jerry Springer we have Joseph. Tell the audience why you’re on the show Joseph.

    Joseph: You see Jerry it’s like this. My wife, we just recently got married. We haven’t even done the deed yet. And now she’s knocked up.

    Audience: OOOOOOOOOOHHHH

    Joseph: And not only that. .. when i axed her about it. . she said it’s God’s baby.

    Audience: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!

    Jerry: So you’re probably pretty (bleep)ed off at God right about now huh?

    Joseph: You bet your Matsa balls I am!

    Jerry: Well we’ve got a suprise for you. Guess who we have back stage? We have God. COME ON OUT GOD!!!!

    (god struts out onto the stage)

    Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  25. Mexigogue says:

    I defer to the balls expert.

  26. Phelps says:

    Matzo.

    And that would be the perfect time for Joe to cut God. Do you think that when you cut God he bleeds rainbows?

  27. Mexigogue says:

    Are you ready for the DNA test results? We have the results right here.

    We’re ready.

    (Mary crosses her fingers)

    drumroll. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .

    God: you are not the father of this baby. Joseph: you are not the father of this baby!

    (Mary bursts into tears and God pumps his fists and grins at the crowd)

  28. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    You forgot God’s comments before they revealed the DNA results:

    God: Mary was just a piece of ass, I don’t even like the ho. She it just trying to pin this baby on me because….. (ding, ding, ding)

    (Joseph comes flying out of the background and tries to bum rush God Holy war ensues)

  29. Mexigogue says:

    At some point this is going to become blasphemous.

  30. rae says:

    Phelpsie- It can be spelled either way- however, the most common spellings are:

    Matzah
    Matzoh
    Matza
    Matzo

    Just like Hanukah or Chanukah.

  31. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    Heathens!!!!

  32. Mexigogue says:

    It’s English transliteration of Hebrew. The correct spelling wouldn’t even be in our alphabet at all.

  33. rae says:

    I didn’t say it was the correct spelling- just that it was the common spelling. Geez people. I didn’t realize any of you were Jewish or Hebrew historians. Me outtie- happy turkey day all!!

  34. Mexigogue says:

    You with the kvetching! oy!

  35. gun in the cubicle next to UNLV says:

    mazeltoff!!!!!

  36. Cosmic Siren says:

    Man, Rae, your Aidan joke is turning into a running gag.

    But I’m sure he knows you actually love him and would never really want him to stay away.

  37. Phelps says:

    It’s Matzo or Matzoh according to American Heritage. And it is from Yiddish, with the Yiddish being from Hebrew. (According to AH, it is MSS in Hebrew.) I have a giant gap in my knowledge of Hebrew history between around 40AD an the Renaissance, but then, so do most Jews.

  38. TB says:

    i actually attend mass every sunday if I can. I rather enjoy it, being my sanctuary from all.

    I think I am most happy just having an hour each week dedicated to quiet thinking, but sometimes the priest (of which I am convinced I have the best one ever) makes some points I find meaningful.

    hey, to each his own.

    on another note, hey ladies, how often have dudes sat on the corner of your bed and wacked off while you were either passed out (and then woke up of course to all the ruckus) or when you were asleep? I’m learning this is quite common to my discomfort.

  39. Aidan says:

    >How would YOU know- you were drunk.
    >mwahhahahahaha!!

    So what, you’re like the chick that guys fuck when a) they’re drunk, or b) they can’t get anyone better…?

    I wonder if Mexi would “go there” when sober…?

  40. Aidan says:

    >One freaking week- that’s all I want- one
    >freaking week without dealing with “this guy”.
    >Geez- it’s like the extrememly annoying little
    >brother that just won’t go away no matter how
    >many swirlies you give him.

    Geez, it’s “like” a sad, uptight and insecure not to mention homophobic cunt called Rae.

  41. Mexigogue says:

    Dude. . . Rachael is not insecure!

  42. Phelps says:

    Hey Aiden, just because someone doesn’t like you doesn’t make them a homophobe.

  43. Phelps says:

    TB: 1. “Ruckus?” Are you whacking it or carving ice with it?

    2. Isn’t that what bathrooms are for? They even have tissue in there for cleanup.

  44. rae says:

    WOW – I almost missed a lot of fun today- and to think I was going to relax for a few days!!

    Aidan- I am not a homophobe LMAO and I actually have several gay friends- but they don’t walk around with a fucking sign on thier back that says “look at me, I’m a fag, I’m cool, pay attention to me cause I’m special” And they sure as hell don’t throw it in everyone’s face as if its how everyone should be.

    Am I the girl that guys fuck when they’re drunk? LMAO No- actually I’m the girl that guys usually always want to fuck but have to get me drunk to get any.

    Calling me a cunt- YOU ARE SO FUCKING LUCKY YOUR LITTLE BITCH ASS LIVES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD OR I’D SHOW YOU WHAT A REAL CUNT CAN BE LIKE.

    So listen up little princess – I DON’T FUCKING LIKE YOU AND ITS NOT CAUSE YOU TAKE IT UP THE ASS BUT THAT DOES ADD TO MY OPINION THAT YOU HAVE SERIOUS MENTAL PROBLEMS.

  45. Mexigogue says:

    Hi Rachael. Are you going to be cooking over there? I’m like making the dressing. I have a recipe for cornbread dressing from a soulfood web page. It’s do or die for me. I’ve never made it before.

  46. rae says:

    HEY
    I’m having thanksgiving on Friday cause my honey has to work tomorrow. I’m making a Turkey with my homemade Turkey sausage and sage stuffing, double smashed potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, butternut squash, cranberry/orange sauce, cornbread, green bean casserole, and apple crisp.

  47. Phelps says:

    You should do your dressing half-and-half cornbread and biscuits, Mexi. Dressing is dirt simple to make. Crumbled bread (we use a food processor), add in some shredded chicken, some celery, some onions, salt, pepper, a shitload of sage and then soak the whole damned thing in the chicken broth. Bake. The giblet gravy is a hell of a lot harder to make.

  48. Phelps says:

    Hey, Rae, show me a real cunt can be like. I’m tired of the fake ones. And a little sore.

  49. rae says:

    Phelpsie- Yea Baby- I knew you were a real man.

    Mikey- if you want your stuffing to have a little kick- use hot italian sausage instead of chicken- cut the sausage casings and clean out the meat- brown it, add onions, garlic, and beef stock or chicken stock (broth) bring to boil, add carrots, celery, salt, pepper, and sage, thyme, rosemary, and marjoram. Simmer for 10 mins. Remove from heat. Get a large loaf of sourdough bread. Let it sit out one day and then cube it. Toss with melted butter and bake until slightly toasted/brown. Toss with meat mixture and bake in oven during last 20 mins of cooking your turkey.

  50. Mexigogue says:

    Wow, I have sage, rosemary, and thyme. I’m either gonna make your recipe or sing a Simon and Garfunkel song!

  51. rae says:

    Make the food- no one wants to hear you sing Bridge over troubled waters.

  52. Mexigogue says:

    the sage rosemary and thyme lyrics are from “Scarborough Fair.”

  53. rae says:

    Thanks- not exactly an expert on S & G. Glad you are.

  54. Mexigogue says:

    I remember that song very well. My mom played it all the thyme. Time. Dammit!

  55. rae says:

    Your mom is weird.

  56. Mexigogue says:

    My mom will knock you the fuggout!

  57. rae says:

    That doesn’t make her normal.

  58. Mike's Mom says:

    PUT EM UP PUT EM UP!!!

  59. Phelps says:

    I don’t know, I’ll knock you the fuggout and I’m normal.

  60. Jesus says:

    To be honest. . .. I’d knock Rae out too.

    I’m just sayin’.

  61. rae says:

    Mike’s mom is weird but will knock me out.

    Phelpsie is normal in his own mind and will knock me out.

    Jesus would knock me out.

    We all know Aidan would try to slap me and pull my hair.

    The truth is- I’d knock all yer asses out if I was in the neighborhood.

  62. Mexigogue says:

    No blood no foul 🙂

  63. Phelps says:

    If you was in my neighborhood I would bust a cap in yo ass.

  64. rae says:

    I’m sure that’s not the only thing you’d try to put in my ass.

  65. Aidan says:

    >Dude. . . Rachael is not insecure!

    Right… just sad, uptight, & homophobic.

    ‘I wonder if Mexi would “go there” when sober…?’

    Did you answer this?

  66. Aidan says:

    >Aidan- I am not a homophobe LMAO and I actually >have several gay friends-

    It’s sad, isn’t it, that there are gays who hate themselves SO MUCH much they’d put up with a bigoted cunt like you. 🙂

    >but they don’t walk around with a fucking sign on
    >thier back that says “look at me, I’m a fag, I’m
    >cool, pay attention to me cause I’m special” And
    >they sure as hell don’t throw it in everyone’s
    >face as if its how everyone should be.

    Lol, thanks for the hompohobia, cunt.

    >Am I the girl that guys fuck when they’re drunk?

    I.e., you’re too ugly to fuck sober.

    >LMAO No- actually I’m the girl that guys usually
    >always want to fuck but have to get me drunk to
    >get any.

    And are they drunk themselves?

    how sad, to be you — unfuckable, & frigid (were you raised Cathlolic?). What a combination.

    >Calling me a cunt- YOU ARE SO FUCKING LUCKY YOUR
    >LITTLE BITCH ASS LIVES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE
    >WORLD OR I’D SHOW YOU WHAT A REAL CUNT CAN BE
    >LIKE.

    Lol, threatening a stranger with violence — now that’s what I call ‘insecure’.

    >So listen up little princess – I DON’T FUCKING
    >LIKE YOU

    I don’t feel much at all re: you, other than a fleeting irritability when I skim your moronic posts at this blog. If you had a penis or a brain, maybe I’d have a stronger response. If I had to describe you in a word, I’d go with “vapid”.

    >AND ITS NOT CAUSE YOU TAKE IT UP THE ASS BUT
    >THAT DOES ADD TO MY OPINION THAT YOU HAVE
    >SERIOUS MENTAL PROBLEMS.

    Use of all-caps makes you seem deranged, hysterical.

  67. Aidan says:

    >Hey Aiden, just because someone doesn’t like you
    >doesn’t make them a homophobe.

    Right, I’d really be taking advice on ‘homophobia’ from a homophobic fucktard like you.

  68. Aidan says:

    >I’m having thanksgiving on Friday cause my honey
    >has to work tomorrow. I’m making a Turkey with my
    >homemade Turkey sausage and sage stuffing, double
    >smashed potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes,
    >butternut squash, cranberry/orange sauce,
    >cornbread, green bean casserole, and apple crisp.

    Do you have a fat ass, ‘rae’?

  69. rae says:

    LMAO

    Pathetic I tell you

  70. Aidan says:

    >LMAO

    Just how big IS your ass, ‘rae’?

    (& just how ‘obsessed’ with food are you?)

    >Pathetic I tell you

    What’s pathetic is that Mexi won’t tell a white lie and say he’d fuck you sober. He’s more concerned with his standing among his buddies (it’s never a good move to admit you’d fuck an ugly slag), than he is with your feelings (shallow as they are). 🙂 You two deserve each other, you’re both equally obnoxious. 🙂

    ciao

  71. Mexigogue says:

    Rachael is quite beautiful. It is I who am the ugly one. The only reason she had anything to do with me is that she had committed a crime and was sentenced to do an ugly guy for community services.

  72. Aidan says:

    >Rachael is quite beautiful.

    Ah yes, the old “she has a quite beautiful face” line. Pity about all the blubber, eh? Not that I blame you, I can’t say I’m attracted to fat people myself. (Not even when drunk). 🙂

    Don’t eat too much turkey, rae.

  73. rae says:

    Thanks Mikey 😉

    LMAO

    Me- fat?

    Where’s D when I need him?

  74. Phelps says:

    I’ve had about enough of Aidan. I’m about two lynch mobbers away from blacklisting his IP and cutting him off from the whole donotremove.net domain.

  75. rae says:

    Yeah- go for it!!

  76. Aidan says:

    >I’ve had about enough of Aidan. I’m about two
    >lynch mobbers away from blacklisting his IP and
    >cutting him off from the whole donotremove.net
    >domain.

    Deep down, you really like me. 🙂

  77. Aidan says:

    Phelps wrote:

    >I’ve had about enough of Aidan. I’m about two
    >lynch mobbers away from blacklisting his IP and
    >cutting him off from the whole donotremove.net
    >domain.

    By the way, what is it about my posts that is so much more offensive than rae’s posts? Are you not in agreement with rae that making nasty jokes about a person’s unchangeable or difficult to change attributes, or situations or beliefs that stem from those attributes, is just about the most amusing thing one can do??

  78. Phelps says:

    Your posts are so much more offensive because they come across as being so much more malicious.

  79. Mexigogue says:

    And even malicious would not be entirely bad if it helped your argument. Am I giving advice on how to keep a relationship? If so by all means then my divorces would be a valid point. If Rae giving weight loss tips? If so then how fat she is or isn’t would mean something. But when these are being brought up simply to attack the person, that’s just like being around a toddler who bites. At that point there’s nothing left to do to that toddler but put it.

  80. rae says:

    Aidan- for the record I’m 5’6 140lbs and my bra size is 38D. Is that fat? If I was in Ethiopia maybe.

  81. Aidan says:

    >Your posts are so much more offensive because
    >they come across as being so much more malicious.

    That is absurd.

    Rae’s posts re: homosexuality have the purpose of demeaing, degrading me, making it clear that I am worthless as a human being for the sole reason that I am gay. How else can you explain ‘jokes’ about the good old days when you could kill a ‘fag’ and get away with it?

    MY posts were simply to make a point, i.e., it isn’t very pleasant when people make nasty jokes about one’s personal attributes like gender, weight, etc.

    The fact that you don’t see the difference here is probably due to your own heterosexist and homophobic biases. People making deeplky offensive ‘jokes’ portraying gays as worthless, mentally ill, etc. are just “par for the course” with someone like you, I’d guess.