Yasser Arafat Dies

Yasser Arafat dies. Now comes the great opportunity for his rival Nossir Araskinny.

More details as the situation develops.

15 Responses to “Yasser Arafat Dies”

  1. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    One of 2 things are going to happen in the in Israel either the Palestinians are going to get a leader interested in peace and they will chill out or they are going to get warrior and get anhiliated by the Jews either wayt it will be interesting. If the Arabs were ever serious about getting the Jews out of there they would have done it years ago. I think it gives them all a rallying cry and diverts attention from their own governments activities

  2. Mexigogue says:

    I remember when the Cowboys fired Tom Landry. I thought it was a terrible mistake but I was wrong. The Cowboys won Superbowls shortly thereafter under new coaching. Similarly I think the Palestinians needed a new coach. Old leaves fall off. The new ones grow in shortly thereafter.

  3. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    Who are you supposed to be Confusious?

  4. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    I am cracking up right now!! I am on the phone helping this guy out. He is obviously flaming. Everytime I say something he likes he says “thuper”. No B.S. people I think I have found ThuperMan’s secret identity……

  5. Mexigogue says:

    Ask him how he’s doing. See if he adds “Thankth for athking!!!”

  6. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    He’s thuper

  7. Phelps says:

    As a lifelong Dallasite and Cowboys fan, I feel it is my obligation that none of the plays Tom Landry came up with involved explosives, hijacking planes, murdering people because they believed in a different invisible man in the sky, or stealing billions of dollars earmarked for poor people.

    Plus, Tom Landry wasn’t gay.

  8. Mexigogue says:

    Roger Stauback did throw bombs. Out of the shotgun formation no less.

  9. TB says:

    The prospects of there being “peace” now that Arafat is dead are about as high as the prospects of “Wayne’s World 3” being made.

    as UNLV said, 1 of 2 things will happen. Israel will kill them, OR ………. nothing.

  10. Nossir Araskinny says:

    I thought today’s blog was about my big chance. What are you guys’ all talking about???

  11. Baghdad Bob says:

    On behalf of the Palestinian Authority, I am here to assure you that Nossir Araskinny is not dead. He is slightly ill due to several accidental gunshots to the back of the head. We have conclusively determined that the bullets were fired from soldiers in Tel Aviv that ricochetted off of the Eiffel Tower and hit him in Lansing, and had nothing to do with the masked men screaming “Die Nossir Die” sent by his rivals. I mean, not-rivals, since he has no rivals.

    He will be up and playing ping-pong very soon.

  12. Baghdad Bob says:

    I gotta prebowl this week, since my folks are going out of town on vacation tomorrow. That means that I’ll be rolling tonight instead of tomorrow, and I won’t know how we did for like 2 weeks since we don’t roll the week of Thanksgiving. We lost three of four last week, and that sucked. I haven’t rolled my average in like twelve games.

  13. Phelps says:

    Damn you “Remember personal info?”! You’re getting too personal!

  14. Nossir Araskinny says:

    yeah! huh huh! owww!