Another Superhero

I’ve already given you the super villian Escalatario. Now I’m adding an all new superhero to go against him. It is here: the long awaited arrival of Thuperman! He doesn’t really do much, except maybe just chase some kangaroos. Something tells me he’s from Australia.

36 Responses to “Another Superhero”

  1. Cosmic Siren says:

    What about a sidekick – Wombat Boy.

  2. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    I think his sidekick will be Mr. Slave!!

  3. Phelps says:

    Australia — where the men are men, and the kangaroos are very, very fast.

  4. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    yasser is a suga daddy!!! hahahaha

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3965541.stm

  5. Mexigogue says:

    Did y’all note Thuperman’s Thuper puff ball sockth?

  6. Jordon says:

    Syupid computer wont let me see the pictures, what do they look like?

  7. Mexigogue says:

    I’ll email thuperman to you! hang on.

  8. rae says:

    He needs a pink scarf.

  9. Mexigogue says:

    Noted and changed. You might have to hit refresh or reload when you get to the page or it might still look black and white.

  10. Mexigogue says:

    What the hell kind of thing is this to post??
    http://tacomablaze.blogspot.com/2004_11_01_tacomablaze_archive.html#109966071472305202 to post?
    I mean it’s hilarous but what the hell? haha!

  11. TB says:

    Admit it, that face makes you want to throw a minority in the ocean.

    anyhoo, AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Reliving Escalatario was as enjoyable as catching that A-Team rerun the other day on “Spike TV.”

    ya know – the one where the A-Team gets hired to be the personal bodyguards for an up and coming Cyndi Lauper wannabe?

    the hot hair alone did it for me.

  12. Mexigogue says:

    Funny thing: I was at Leroy’s the other night and somebody asked Gaylord what his last name is. Paul the bartender starts snapping his fingers trying to remember it. I said “His last name is Party.” Paul laughs.

  13. Cosmic Siren says:

    Decisions… decisions…

    Do I jump in and tell the B-guy that he’s full of it? Or do I leave it to the Mexi-guy and wait until I am well and I get into a fight with Mr. Pompous myself?

    I think the guy wants chicks. But I’m not impressed.

  14. Cosmic Siren says:

    The problem was taken care.

    Maybe he’ll actually debate with you now, Mexi.

  15. Mexigogue says:

    What a dork. If somebody condescended to me like that in real life I think a punch would be forthcoming. Or at least fifthcoming.

  16. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    Mexi,
    I see how you are you dis my Mr Party joke on the blog then use it at Leroy’s…You owe me a $.75 royalty

  17. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    This is even better…..Maybe Adian can marry one of us so we can escape the hell that is America and live in Paridise down under
    http://marryanamerican.ca/

  18. Aidan says:

    >yasser is a suga daddy!!! hahahaha

    “Does Arafat Have AIDS?”
    http://www.365gay.com/newscon04/11/110104arafat.htm

    “For several years there have been suggestions that Arafat was bisexual. Ion Pacepa, who was deputy chief of Romanian foreign intelligence under the Ceaucescu regime and who defected to the West in 1978, says in his memoirs that the Romania government bugged Arafat and had recordings of the Arab leader in orgies with his body guards.”

    Why are Muslims so reluctant to discuss the possibility that this venerable political activist enjoyed nothing more than to be fvcked up the ass by his body guards…?

  19. Aidan says:

    “We the straight people of the United States, in order
    to form a more perfect union, establish Bigotry,
    insure domestic disturbance, provide for common
    hatred, promote general narrow-mindedness, and secure
    the blessings of Zealots to ourselves and God, do
    ordain and establish this Constitution for the United
    States of Straight America.” – rbloedow, Anandtech

  20. Aidan says:

    You’ve left out your Muslim super-hero:

    http://msnbc.msn.com/id/3067491/

  21. Phelps says:

    They won’t discuss it because for people who aren’t heathens, homosexual relations are a sin. Always have been, always will be.

  22. Aidan says:

    >They won’t discuss it because for people who
    >aren’t heathens, homosexual relations are a sin.

    They can’t reconcile the fact that 1) this is a person who has made a major contribution to the Palestinian struggle, and 2) he is homosexually inclined and therefore worthless as a human being (according to their worldview). They deal with this by simply blocking out the facts that make them feel uncomfortable, just like Mexi does.

    >Always have been, always will be.

    Incorrect.

  23. Aidan says:

    >Always have been, always will be.

    Incorrect on both counts.

  24. thuperman says:

    Who cares. You are a fag and like to get pounded in the ass. Do you know that someday your sphincter will wear out and you will have to wear depends? hahahahahahahahahahahahah

  25. Aidan says:

    >Who cares. You are a fag and like to get pounded
    >in the ass. Do you know that someday your
    >sphincter will wear out and you will have to wear
    >depends? hahahahahahahahahahahahah

    I would have thought thuperman would be defending homosexually oriented people such as myself, not spewing crude + stupid comments such as this.

    I’d guess you aren’t the ‘real’ thuperman afterall, you’re just some loser who doesn’t have the spine or balls to express your opinions under your own name. 🙂

    As for anal sex, you should try it some time. There’s a higher concentration of nerve endings down there than anywhere else in the body; perhaps because of this, being fucked up the ass can be an ‘intense’ physical experience.

  26. rae says:

    Aidan- did you know that many of the world’s greatest authors use surnames, but I guess those writers don’t have spines or balls either huh.

    “As for anal sex, you should try it some time. There’s a higher concentration of nerve endings down there than anywhere else in the body; perhaps because of this, being fucked up the ass can be an ‘intense’ physical experience.”

    You are one sick mother fucker dude. I may be a democrat, but I do believe that homosexuality is a mental illness and a grave sin. It’s also a part of survival of the fittest- see this way you can’t procreate which is fine by me!! Get fucked up the ass all you want- as long as your bloodline dies with you, then your cool in my book!!

  27. thuperman says:

    Hey Adian do you like the rusty trombone?

  28. Baghdad Bob says:

    Pssst. Rae. You mean psuedonym or penname. A surname is a last name or family name. I guess technically I post under a surname, but not my surname. Which makes the surname a nom de plume. Which is the same as a psuedonym. Does Mexi do this too?

  29. Aidan says:

    >You are one sick mother fucker dude. I may be a
    >democrat, but I do believe that homosexuality is
    >a mental illness and a grave sin. It’s also a
    >part of survival of the fittest- see this way you
    >can’t procreate which is fine by me!! Get fucked
    >up the ass all you want- as long as your
    >bloodline dies with you, then your cool in my
    >book!!

    So you think I the “gay gene”? No, I can’t procreate via anal sex, but there’s nothing stopping me from donatating my sperm to a lesbian pal.

    Are you male or female, rae?

  30. rae says:

    Thanks Phelpsie!! I mean “Bob”. In the moment of anger I fouled it.

    Aidan- What does it matter whether I am male or female? I will pray for the Lesbian couple that receives your sperm.

  31. Aidan says:

    >Aidan- What does it matter whether I am male or
    >female?

    i find homophobic women to be a curious phenomenon.

    >I will pray for the Lesbian couple that
    >receives your sperm.

    we’re all very healthy, I’m sure the mother-to-be will have no trouble conceiving… but thanks for your prayers.

  32. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    If the lesbian couple is hot ask them if I can watch. I’ll just sit in the corner and jack off

  33. Aidan says:

    >If the lesbian couple is hot ask them if I can
    >watch. I’ll just sit in the corner and jack off

    you should watch “the L word”, there are lots of ‘sexy’ lesbians having sex in every episode

  34. Phelps says:

    We don’t like TV lesbians. We like porno lesbians. Well, you guys. Lesbians have never been a big deal for me. I’m blase on the whole subject at this point. “Wow. More rug-munchers. Is bowling on?”

    I still haven’t watched the PBA on ESPN from yesterday. Tivo still has it. My quandry is that I don’t remember what tournament was this week, and I can’t check PBA.com without getting a spoiler from the headline.