Update

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Here is an update picture after one month of beginning an excercise routine. Out of like 12 pictures snapped this is the best one so that means in my other ones I’m even uglier than this. Note, this is not a correct fighting stance, I was fighting against a crippled kid and I was trying to lure him into an attack so I could counter. As you can see I haven’t gotten thin yet (metabolism takes a couple weeks of steady cardio to kick in) but I’m getting muscles. I’m a wrecking machine!!! LOOK OUT HANDICAPS!!!!

16 Responses to “Update”

  1. Timmieee says:

    Timmmmiieeeeeee!

  2. I think you just got challenged to a fight

  3. HMT says:

    let me be the first to genuinely congratulate you. Strong work dude.. I hope you feel better as well.

    now tighten up that guard.. fuck.

  4. Phelps says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA — I laughed so hard making this that I farted.

    BTW, this is exactly how I picture you in my mind.

  5. Mexigogue says:

    Dude, that is how I looked before I doctored the picture and took those things away. And you go and put ’em back on. HOt damn!!

  6. Cosmic Siren says:

    I’m laughing too hard for coherent thought. I can’t spell right now either.

  7. Man this has to be th efunniest shit I have seen in a longtime. There is no way that the terrorist in Iraq could ever think of this!!!

  8. Jenn says:

    “I laughed so hard making this that I farted.”

    HAHAHAHHAHAHA! Fucking dying!!

    Mexi, you’re a sexy bitch. Congratulations on the workout. I really can see a difference from the before picture.

    Good fucking photoshopping, Phelps. I didn’t even snap at first.

    Okay, I need to stop looking at that. My stomach is hurting!!

  9. Mexigogue says:

    I KEEL YOU! I KEEL YOU ALL!!!

  10. HMT says:

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

    HOLY FUCK..

    THAT UPDATE..

    (dismounting my unicorn to fall over in laughter)

  11. Phelps says:

    I thought only virgins could ride unicorns.

  12. Phelps says:

    And you guys will never guess where I got that sombrero from. Actually, HMT might, but no one else has a chance.

  13. Peggy says:

    Dammit, you’re going to get me committed. I’m trying to work here and can’t stop laughing. I put my hands over my mouth to make me stop laughing and I still sound like a snorting pig.
    They’re gonna just lock me up.
    This is alternative universe stuff.

  14. Citizen Quasar says:

    Nice biceps, dude. However, I can’t see your abs because of that Mexican flak vest you are wearing so I can’t rate THEM.

  15. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    You need to mow the grass

  16. Phelps says:

    Actually, that is a Muslim flak vest, not a Mexican flak vest.