20 – 22

Jordon cheats.

I was playing my son in our long awaited one-on-one contest. My exercise regimen was paying off. It was a tough game and I was playing surprisingly well. Victory was at hand. I made a shot to bring it to game point. I needed one more basket and Jordon needed three. I took the ball back and said to myself drive in to the basket, turn and hook. I had it all figured out.

Then Jordon stabbed me with one of those tranquilizer darts from Wild Kingdom. Everything was getting blurry. He laughed and I checked the ball in. He threw it back to me and then he threw sand in my eyes. Before I knew what happened he sank three straight shots on me and thus stole the game.

It was a very good game (except for the final score). I got a good workout and I’m getting my game back together. I was glad to not have gotten completely dusted. There’s something left in this little light of mine and I’m gonna let it shine.

I think I’m going to go ahead and declare for the NBA draft. I figure why not, it’s about time, a couple more months of workouts and I’ll be in NBA form. Today’s game was only a minor setback.

Jordon cheats.

13 Responses to “20 – 22”

  1. Cosmic Siren says:

    Gee, you would have thought he would have at least handed you a sympathy win for Father’s Day.

  2. Mexigogue says:

    If I ever found out he did I would crack his cranium. I never never NEVER take it light on my son, I give him my best an I expect the same from him.

    My first shot was a hook which he blocked. I made some up and under fingerrolls and nailed some outside shots to take the lead. Then he started hitting his outside shot too. He’s pretty good from out there. In the end I got outhustled. Great game.

  3. Jenn says:

    Gooooo Jordan!

    Damnit, had you let me know, I would have went and been your cheerleader.

    We got spirit, yes we do, we got spirit how ’bout you?!

    Happy Father’s Day, Mexi!

  4. HMT says:

    hahahah.. you lost to your own sperm, how does that feel?

  5. Mexigogue says:

    OMG, I never thought about it like that. That’s even worse!!

  6. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    Told you Mexicans can’t play basketball…..

  7. Mexigogue says:

    Hey, who’s big idea was it to leave Rober Horry, of all people, wide open at the 3 point line last night? Don’t these guys watch tape of previous games???? I’m just sayin!

  8. Phelps says:

    Oh and back to the post, where do we suppose Jordon picked these habits up from? I bet he stole the tranq gun from the bag where you keep your condems, fishing like and apricot jam.

  9. MarcoAntonio says:

    Yeah dude! Me and my friend Mary were watchin’ the game at the Riv and she said the same thing after wHorry scored off of that sweet spin pass.

    She was like: “Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!” (All in slow motion) when it happened.

    I’m still reeling from that shit. (Pardon the pun Phelps)

  10. Mexigogue says:

    Actually before it happened and Detroit still had the lead I told the “D” ‘I’m more scared of Horry right now than Ginobli. They need to keep it out of his hands.’

    Then as soon as the play starts Rasheed runs away from Horry and I’m like WTF???

    I blame the “D”. If he would have said ‘fo sho’ it wouldn’t have happened.

  11. Jenn says:

    you lost to your own sperm, how does that feel?

  12. Jenn says:

    Oh yeah, and you’ve been linked for approximately 24 hours. Happy 24 hour anniversary or something.