A Perfect Day

HMT asks in a perfect day what would you do from sunrise to sunset? Since my answer is a little extensive I will post it here. But don’t forget to hit up his site and put your two cents in over there.

In my perfect day I would be working in a Chinese restaurant. Then some Japanese people would come in putting out their cigarettes on the table cloth and dropping threats and insults. Then they would say that Chin Wu school is balls and they would challenge us to a fight. Our teacher would refuse and the Japanese would poison him. Later on I would bust into the Japanese restaurant and go get revenge for my teacher in the biggest kung-fu battle of all time! The end.

23 Responses to “A Perfect Day”

  1. MarcoAntonio says:

    Chin Wu schoooooool….come out and plaaayaaaay!

    (scenario fuckin’ rules man!)

  2. Mexigogue says:

    Oh man, I need to see the Warriors again!

  3. Mexigogue says:

    I wonder if all the other child molesters are calling this guy a noob for developing his child pornography pictures at a drugstore.

  4. HMT says:

    make sure to mention that the japanese guys would be in suits, all with thin moustaches..

    and afterwards, you’d fuck all the geisha bitches.

  5. Mexigogue says:


    HOUSTON — Two daughters have sued a synagogue after they found a potato chip can in place of their mother’s remains behind the locked, glass door of her niche in a mausoleum.

    Oh man!

  6. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    Their mother may have been a potato

  7. ? says:

    What is this noob ya’ll keep talkin bout?

  8. Mexigogue says:

    If thou asketh then thou and the noob are one and the same. Hehe!

  9. ? says:

    Ah zee fancy word games yee play mexigogue!

  10. Mexigogue says:

    A noob is slang for someone who is new or unfamiliar with a situation. Online video gamers use it as an insult against newer players who aren’t that good yet. I like to extend it to all aspects of life. Like when Cain killed Abel I imagine that God said “OMFG n00b got p@wn3d!!!!” And such.

  11. ? says:

    I see, Sensai

  12. ? says:

    But I do think maybe it’s a sign that you play too many video games when you are imagining the Allmighty using your terms. 🙂

  13. God says:

    No, I think it’s cool. I learn a lot here. MEXIGOGUE FOR PRESIDENT!!

  14. God says:

    Oh and I think Jenn is hot too. When I saw her picture I was like ME-DAMN!!!

  15. ? says:

    Funny, God you sound an awful lot like Mexigogue. Maybe it’s just the medamn thing.

  16. Mexigogue says:

    Clearly He’s learning from me. Watch out world! You’re in for some transition!!!!

  17. Then you would have to go out to the countryside and fight “Pig Tail Lee”. Now how many people remember him????

  18. ? says:

    Is Pig Tail Lee some sort of noob?

  19. R says:

    Please reserve the use of the word “n00b” for appropriate situations, or else it loses its meaning.


  20. Phelps says:

    On my perfect day, I would waste this mob guy while the chicks he kidnapped for white slavery were still in the hottub, then I would go home and do Christina Applegate, and then I would go and help kidnap this rich Chinese chick after I killed her noob boyfriend, and then I would take her home because Big Crunch couldn’t keep her at his house, and then she would totally make out with me so she could hit me in the head with a pot and try to escape, but she wouldn’t, and then Lou Diamond Phillips would come with like 50 guys with submachine guns to kill me but I would escape in my Camero, and then I would have a killer fight with LDP in the forrest and the video rental store. I would blow him up in the video rental store and then steal his boat and do the Chinese chick on it.

  21. Mexigogue says:

    And then Van Damme would high five you and do the dance.

    Oh wait, that’s HMT’s perfectday.

  22. Please do not use the word NOOB unless you know what it means. It is very insulting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Isn’t that right NooB Raz…………ooooopppsss I mean Razor!

  23. MexiRAZOR says:

    Watch it! I’ll TK you out of spawn when we’re on the same side!