Mexi’s Dolls Get Out of Hand

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I know Ariela’s a nun but I guess she just couldn’t take it anymore. And the other guy is a wrestler so of course he was down for whatever. I should think next time before just throwing dolls together in the workspace.

In other news Lindsay Lohan was injured when a photographer who was pursuing her vehicle intentionally rammed her car after she made a U-turn in an attempt to evade him. It’s bad enough that Princess Diana died in an attempt to escape the paparazzi and now you have these jackasses out to ruin peoples lives.

The press should be free to snap pictures anytime they want but on the other side the celebrities should be allowed to bust caps at the photographers if they continue snapping pictures after they’re told to stop. Seriously. If anybody has to die it shouldn’t be the celebrities who are fleeing photographers in an attempt to lead a normal life. The ones dying should be the dirtbags who don’t know that no means no.

14 Responses to “Mexi’s Dolls Get Out of Hand”

  1. Mexigogue says:

    Ok, now I know I’m cool. The blog just got a hit from nasa.gov!

  2. R says:

    Lindsay Lohan already looks half-dead, all emaciated and shit.

  3. HMT says:

    hahahah.. they shouldn’t be allowed to SHOOT the photographers, but they should be able to challenge them to a proper dual.

    This can be done with cars, but you still need joust sticks. Think of the pics from THAT!

  4. Jeremy says:

    But, HMT, that would make people like Lindsay Lohan ridiculous spectacles!

    Oh, wait, never mind.

  5. Phelps says:

    Hey, I got a hit yesterday by the NYC Board of Education. And that wrestler is Stone Cold Steve Austin, the wife beater. So there is a good chance that he’ll try to beat the shit out of her when he gets done there. It’s a good thing that she has a sword.

    And you can have a proper duel with pistols. Single shot flintlock black powder ones. Then guys like me who know how to load a flintlock right would be in heavy demand as seconds.

  6. Phelps says:

    And what do you know, R? You think Natalie Portman looks better than Christine Ricci. Although Lohan does look like Skeletor with a better hairstylist.

  7. Mexigogue says:

    Wow. YOu can even ID the wrestlers when they’re munching clam. I’m impressed!

  8. In defense of Stone Cold Steve Austin he did tell his wife to shut up twice before laying the smack down. Everybody always gets pissed at the wife beater dudes but we never hear whaat the women did to get the crap beat out of them.

  9. R says:

    So I watched Attack of the Clones last weekend and I was astounded – ASTOUNDED, MOTHERFUCKERS! – to see Padme kick fucking ass in that movie.

    It’s so sad that she went from ass-kicking Barbarella hotness to a whiny hormonal girl who can’t choose guys in the last one.

  10. R says:

    And hell yes, Portman looks hellza hotter than Christina Ricci.

    Then again, big boobs turn me off.

  11. Mexigogue says:

    Yeah. It’s like having too much money. I always hate that!

  12. Phelps says:

    You think Ricci has big boobs? Hell, Arnold Swartzenegger has bigger boobs than she does. She just likes to mash what she has out the top of her outfits.

  13. HMT says:

    Skeletor with a better hair stylist! HAHAHAHAHAH.. oh phelpsie..

    but lay the fuck off of Arnold.. he gave you entertainment that no man ever will.

  14. Phelps says:

    I’m not dogging Arnold. He should be commended for his boobs being so perky at his age. Compare them to Ric Flair, for example. Udder City. Flair still wrestles, but it is hard because he keeps tripping in his neeps.