Ok, this is really gross. Evidently a lot of people already know about this site I’m going to mention. I’m just finding out about it. DO NOT OPEN THIS IF YOU’RE AT WORK. Hell, you might want to not open it ever. It’s gross, it’s bad, it’s naaaasty. It’s . What the hell???

Somebody mentioned it on INTJ-Open yesterday and I viewed the site. How you talk someobody into doing something like this I do not know. Then I got to thinking, if I were a campaign manager for a political party I would hunt down this tubgirl chick. I’d find out who she was going to vote for in the upcoming election. If she said my candidate, I would bury that info. But if she said she supported my candidate’s opponent, I’d pay to put that on her website. TUBGIRL ENDORSES JOHN KERRY!!! or TUBGIRL ENDORESES DUBYA!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! Disparagement by association I guess.

After all the point of an election is to win, right? And as long as we have elected representatives negative campaigning is going to be a fact of life. They used to call it mudslinging. Well when it gets really dirty, the gloves come off. Now they’ll be slinging tubgirl.

(I think I’m gonna be sick)

31 Responses to “Association”

  1. smerdyak0v says:

    so dude, why not post the goatse site as well. Your readers can vote on the grossest image. It’ll be kinda like boobie wars, except that…ok, it won’t be anything like boobie wars, i take that back.

  2. Mexigogue says:

    I don’t even know what the goatse thing is. Tubgirl was plenty enough culture for one day. Aack!

  3. Phelps says:

    I don’t think there is anyone in our circles who hasn’t seen tubgirl of the goatse guy. As for the endorsement, look at it this way. People who don’t like that sort of thing are going to dismiss it as cheap campaigning. People who are INTO that sort of thing (and they are out there) are going to be totally hyped by the endorsement.

    So the smart, Machivelian thing to do is to leak it if (s)he DOES support your guy, but blame the other side for it.

  4. Mexigogue says:

    That’s damn good thinking Phelps. You’re re-hired with a raise. Lauri, Courvoisier, go run some laps!

  5. Sir Courvoisier says:

    Just got done running can I get back on the team?

  6. Mexigogue says:

    Damn. I need to run too then.

  7. Nice Rack says:

    I don’t run, my boobs bounce too much. So I guess I’m off the team for life

  8. Mexigogue says:

    Duct tape.

  9. TB says:

    I’m glad I had eggs this morning.

  10. Nice Rack says:

    I just made an office manager cry, cuz I told her that she’s a bitch and all the employees hate her for how she treats them, hehehe.

  11. Mexigogue says:

    Wow! Coming from you that must have been extra harsh! Cuz I know you said you can be a bitch at times. So that must make her the Superbitch! Ooh, that must be made in to a chraracter!

  12. Mexigogue says:

    p.s. I don’t think you’re a bitch, I just took your word for it.

  13. Sir Courvoisier says:

    I think I know her. Does she have son named Kyle?

  14. Mexigogue says:

    Dude, I have a Southpark game where Cartman smacks people with a stick and tells them to respect his authoriti! at one point you have to kill Kyle’s mom (she says WHAT WHAT WHAT???) and at the end you have to kill Mr. Garisson with his hundred Mr. Hats. I win every time, I rule!

  15. Nice Rack says:

    No son named Kyle, and she is a Super Bitch. She’s on some power trip and mean to everyone

  16. Mexigogue says:

    I must marry this woman

  17. Sir Courvoisier says:

    Is her name Haylema(sp)

  18. Mexigogue says:

    If spelling counted Sir you would get the chair.

  19. Sir Courvoisier says:

    Names should be simple for people like me. What ever happend to names like Carol, Neo, Kim, Shawn? You want to see liberalism run wild read this

  20. Nice Rack says:

    Nope, not Mike’s ex-wife. Not Kyle’s mom, just an ex-stripper who aspired to be more but doesn’t actually have the brains to do a good job at it

  21. Sir Courvoisier says:

    A dumb ex-stripper? Shut your mouth! The ones I always talk to are all really intelligent and stripping their way through medical or law school. Oh yeah and they don’t turn tricks or let customers touch either……hahahahahahaha

    btw I just fell off of a turnip truck!!

  22. Nice Rack says:

    I used to want to strip, but I’m terrified of losing brain cells (and having lots of men see me naked). I think you have to be dumb to get naked in front of sweaty, horny old men day in and day out

  23. Mexigogue says:

    I have money!

  24. Mexigogue says:

    Dude, I almost blogged about that article!! That makes me mad as fuck! the person who owns the business is trying to maximize profits. He already has dudes at his bar, that’s never a problem. But draw the women and that will in turn draw hordes of guys, boatloads of money. It’s a bidness decision. The government needs to stay the fuck out of that. It’s not about rights, it’s about money. ok it’s about the right to make money. Dammit there is not enough time for this right now!! ARRGH!

  25. Phelps says:

    I hate turnips.

    That’s why I’m glad I have a good name. You can’t really mess up Mike. And my last name is good too; it’s two sylables, but they are entirely phonetic and almost impossible to mispronounce.

    Damned turnips.

  26. Mexigogue says:

    yes but without the bin in your name I can’t tell who your lineage is through, and without the Abdul or Abdur, I don’t know what your life is devoted to. Me, for example, I would be Mikhael Abdul Poolleague ibn Marcos. simple!

  27. Phelps says:

    Mike bin Fartin Abdur Lunch.

  28. Jill says:

    I love how they blur out her coochie…because, you know, that’s obviously the most obscene part of the picture.

  29. Mexigogue says:

    It must have been one terrible looking coochie.

  30. Phelps says:

    Actually, that’s Japan’s crazy porn laws. You can show damned near anything you want in Japan, even sell it in VENDING MACHINES, as long as you follow two rules:

    no pubic hair on TV

    You have to cover actual penetration with that little mozaic thing. And I’ve seen some Japanese porn where that mosaic left NOTHING to the imagination. It blurred like 2 pixels wide, (two pixels into one big pixel, normally a moziac is like 100+ pixels into one big pixel) but it was still legal.

  31. Mexigogue says:

    Blowing up Pearl Harbor, OK!! No plubic hair!! dass immorar!! Me rub you rong time!! Rook out!! Iss Godjirraaaaaaaaah!!!