Famous People Quotes

Connie Chung: Mr. Greenspan, you’ve done some of the most amazing work ever in regards to the economy. In your tenure you’ve overseen the longest period of sustained growth in US history. Double digit inflation now seems to be a thing of the past. What, in your opinion, has been the greatest development, economic or otherwise, that you have seen in your lifetime?

Alan Greenspan: I’m going to throw you for a loop here, because the greatest development I’ve ever witnessed has not been economic, it’s been The Booby Wars.


William Raspberry: The Boobie Wars is not only opening up doors for many of us, that’s a given. But the real thing is that it’s really had the effect of becoming something of a transcendental experience. It’s shown us not only how we think and what we do, but it’s really come to define who we are and it’s given value and meaning to us as a whole. The effect that this is going to ultimately have on our world is at this point immeasurable.


Ghandi: I know that nobody asked me but I would have to say that if I could come back to life and do any one thing, I would have to say that it would be to come back and kick Martin Luther King Jr. square in the nuts. This is because the philosophy of non violent resistance was really my idea, MLK just bit off of it, and I’m still pissed about that. But if I could do any other thing, it would be to visit the Mexigogue blog and vote on the Boobie Wars. Because I know I look like an old skinny dude and shit, but deep down inside I like nice healthy puppies. You know? Oh, and hi mom!

There you have it folks. Oh, and once again, it is:
Lauri and

34 Responses to “Famous People Quotes”

  1. The Sicilian says:

    Well, boobies. I’ll have to let Neil know about this…his appreciation will be greater than mine (I think).

  2. Mexigogue says:

    Hey. I tried to vote for Lauri’s boobies but on second glance it looks like I accidently voted for Ralph Nader. Damn confusing ballots!

  3. THE "D" says:

    I say a TIE!

    Shit you vote for the wrong one and it may come back to bite you. I can just see it now!!!! I would be single and this would happen

    Dave: Hey why don’t you give me your number so I can call you sometimes for lunch or somthin?

    Runner Up: HELL NO!!! I will not give you my number. Remember when you thought I was 2ND BEST in that contest!!!


  4. Mexigogue says:

    Oh great you cowards. A three way tie among Amanda, Lauri, and Ralph Nadar. State Election Laws stipulate that there will not be a recount. We have to go to a tie breaking Q and A. I need help coming up with a question to ask. Suggestions?

  5. THE "D" says:

    I will have something by tonight at the spot!!

  6. Mexigogue says:

    Uh oh. TB’s vote gives L the advantage. That’s one vote for Lauri, one for a tie, and one accidental for Ralph Nader. What will happen next? With a plus or minus margin of 80%, this one is too close to call right now!

  7. Nice Rack says:

    Come on boys, don’t be afraid to vote. D, I promise that if you don’t vote for mine I won’t use it against you. But if you don’t vote for mine, I might have to hurt you the next time I see you. Totally kidding (or am I?) I’m glad that Ralph Nader is now running, it makes it more competetive. TB, thanks for the vote, maybe someday we will actually fuck.

  8. Mexigogue says:

    Time out while i HANG MYSELF!!!!!

  9. Nice Rack says:

    Why would you hang yourself? That would just be silly, and then you wouldn’t be able to look at my boobs anymore.

  10. gvslim says:

    I vote for Lori

  11. lori_hands down says:

    I vote for lori

  12. Ralph Nadar says:

    I vote for Lauri as well.

    DAMMIT, I accidently voted for myself! Stupid confusing ballots!!!!

  13. Nice Rack says:

    My co-worker says she wishes she could have entered, so maybe we should hold another one next week

  14. Nice Rack says:

    I just showed my co-workers, both women, and they voted for my boobs. Does that count?

  15. TB says:

    come on guys, vote for titties!

    Viva America!

  16. Mexigogue says:

    Only if they touch them!

  17. Nice Rack says:

    How do you know they haven’t touched my boobs?

  18. Mexigogue says:

    Hey remember that time you jumped on me and started slapping me in the face with your boobs and then I woke up and it was just a dream?

  19. Phelps says:

    I’m voting for the recall.

  20. THE "D" says:

    I vote 1 fot L and one for A. Now since I could not make up my mind please………………………………..hold them against me. I mean don’t hold it against me!!

  21. Nice Rack says:

    I don’t remember that dream, maybe cuz I wasn’t there. I think my boobs are in the lead.

  22. Mexigogue says:

    I didn’t really dream that, I just made it up.

  23. sir conniseur says:

    i think that someone doctored amanda’s boob shots. It looks like a darth vader mask with boobies in the middle (nice boobies, though).

    lauri’s boobies are nice, but they could use a little SUN…ya know what I’m sayin? stop by my pool sweetie!

    in lieu of a better shot of Amanda’s boobies, i vote for lauri’s puppies.

  24. Mexigogue says:

    I credit the quality of the camera plus the skill of Lauri’s photographer. Amanda’s picture has one fatal flaw and that is the hue. It makes the picture look like it was taken in the 1800s. People like big titties but not when they’re getting the impression that a time machine just dropped them off into Edgar Allen Poe era. And the photoshopped Star Wars bra did damage too. Send the picture again this time in its original state 🙂

  25. Sir Courvoisier says:

    I need to see the titties bare so that I can make a more educated vote…..:}

  26. TB says:

    give an inch…

  27. Mexigogue says:

    Haha! Phelps is a pimp at Leroy’s!

  28. Amanda says:

    I took the picture in a bathroom with soft yellow lighting and tan wallpaper. The is why the color is the way it is. The only editing I did was to cover the rest of my breasts, because the original had them bare.


  29. THE "D" says:

    We just got a warning at work not to use the internet for personal use or other things………..we all know what they are. Now I need to find out if I can get a laptop and have a wireless hookup. That way It will only be on my personal computer.

    Help someone please!!!!!!!!!!!

    The pictures do notdo either WOMAN justice believe me. Mike will get better with more time!! We now need to judge at the spot tonight!

    Just joking! We should nt even mention this stuff at Leroy’s! To many cooks spoil the dinner!

  30. Mexigogue says:

    Explanations aren’t all that satisfying. The world is clamoring for the original pic! We may as well clamor for a million dollars and world peace while we’re at it. Sigh. I guess this ain’t Girls Gone Wild.

  31. Phelps says:

    I wish. I really do have a hat like that. One thing I like about that picture is that I can borrow the line from Woodrow on the RMS and crush people’s heads with my big n- hands.


    I dig the rings, too.

  32. Amanda says:

    Mexi, if I gave you the orginal pic, it would be under the stipulation that NO ONE ELSE sees it.

    I would hate to see it show back up someday to haunt me.

    Check this out and you’ll understand:

  33. Amanda says:

    Okay, it seems to not work with angelfire, but I’m still won’t let you post it, even if I did decide to let you have a copy.

    With my luck, the wayback site will fix the Angelfire glitch in a few days.

  34. Amanda says:

    Okay, Mexi. I sent you something. I’m in an evil mood.

    I’m going to take a nap now.